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Those "peeps" didn't tell you to do anything

A House Nigger

Zero Nigger Policy.
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First of all, what 40 something year old white 'man' says peeps when referring to people, not the easter candy.
Second, who the fuck retweets their own post? That's liking your own post on facebook.

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Sputnik

Females arent funny
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this is his half assed comedy writing. He thought of a premise for a joke about NFTs where the future is bleak. Instead of write a punch line or musing about it he made up a story about people wanting him to write. Hey @torbooks you want fat Tomlinson to write? No? didn’t think so.
 
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He's so transparently jealous of anyone who makes money, especially on things he's too stupid to comprehend. It's why he hates Tesla, Crypto, NFTs. He hates that people made life changing amounts of money on these things and he's living in the hovel and driving a 13-year old R-title rust bucket Mustang. So he goes to Twitter to oink about it and make himself feel better getting a couple of likes.
 

Ant_It_Fun

Big Time
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He's so transparently jealous of anyone who makes money, especially on things he's too stupid to comprehend. It's why he hates Tesla, Crypto, NFTs. He hates that people made life changing amounts of money on these things and he's living in the hovel and driving a 13-year old R-title rust bucket Mustang. So he goes to Twitter to oink about it and make himself feel better getting a couple of likes.

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Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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He's so transparently jealous of anyone who makes money, especially on things he's too stupid to comprehend. It's why he hates Tesla, Crypto, NFTs. He hates that people made life changing amounts of money on these things and he's living in the hovel and driving a 13-year old R-title rust bucket Mustang. So he goes to Twitter to oink about it and make himself feel better getting a couple of likes.
Wrong again, child. Crypto-currency has already destroyed half of the Amazon rain forrest. The richer the non-feds get, the more trees are evaporated by computers, I'm sorry you're so fucking stupid.
 
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He's so transparently jealous of anyone who makes money, especially on things he's too stupid to comprehend. It's why he hates Tesla, Crypto, NFTs. He hates that people made life changing amounts of money on these things and he's living in the hovel and driving a 13-year old R-title rust bucket Mustang. So he goes to Twitter to oink about it and make himself feel better getting a couple of likes.
"I love seeing my friends doing well in this business, because I know when it's my turn, they'll be there for me, too. We're not in competition with each other, there's more than enough success to go around."

-Obviously Jealous Pat, 9/20/2020
 

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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He's so transparently jealous of anyone who makes money, especially on things he's too stupid to comprehend. It's why he hates Tesla, Crypto, NFTs. He hates that people made life changing amounts of money on these things and he's living in the hovel and driving a 13-year old R-title rust bucket Mustang. So he goes to Twitter to oink about it and make himself feel better getting a couple of likes.
Andrew Yang and Elon Musk have pushed more of his batshit agenda than most, and he hates their fucking guts because they're insanely rich nerds that people worship. They're everything he told himself he'd become when Ade rode a big dick off into the sunset.
 
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Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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First of all, what 40 something year old white 'man' says peeps when referring to people, not the easter candy.
Second, who the fuck retweets their own post? That's liking your own post on facebook.

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Pro Wrestler Christian. But to be fair he starting calling his fans that when that was actually new slang in the early 2000’s. Lol. Piggy is unfashionably late to many slang terms from what I’ve noticed.
 
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"I love seeing my friends doing well in this business, because I know when it's my turn, they'll be there for me, too. We're not in competition with each other, there's more than enough success to go around."
-Obviously Jealous Pat, 9/20/2020

Once Vice does their tell-all about the heroic fight against the Nazi OnA forums and it features a random black woman we fucked with instead of him, expect to see KKK Pepperoni Pat come out of the woodwork
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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"I love seeing my friends doing well in this business, because I know when it's my turn, they'll be there for me, too. We're not in competition with each other, there's more than enough success to go around."


Once Vice does their tell-all about the heroic fight against the Nazi OnA forums and it features a random black woman we fucked with instead of him, expect to see KKK Pepperoni Pat come out of the woodwork
Captain Kamala is spying for Vice?
 

AntSucks

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If anyone can successfully write a good sci-fi novel about NFTs it will be someone like a Michael Crichton who had a strong scientific foundation. Not this boob. Didn't he use a dictionary word as a password at one point? He couldn't even envision a future where a computer could try a billion word combinations in a few seconds.
 
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