This years garden will farm twitter likes

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is going to grow a bunch of sunflowers as his contribution to the war. Instead of feeding himself he will just take a bunch of photos of sunflowers for internet points all summer. He is such a predictable pig. A virtue signal garden. He sits back demanding WW3 then plans a handful of sunflower seeds. Wont ever actually make an effort to actually help. Just tweet like a child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Two minutes with a weed-whacker and sense of civic duty and his plans would be sullied

 

[captain_kamala]

i bet the local restaurants will be demanding his sunflower seeds

 

[HotDogJoe]

Reminder that he and Niki are way too busy with their careers to have kids but they have time for constant toddler-level projects like this, time to take 5x 10-day vacations a year, time for Pat to post 100-200 times per day on Twitter and time to attend every single low-rent sci fi convention there is.

This is what the life of a power couple looks like, folks. Sorry if you can't handle that.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

You mean he's going to grow Quasi's sunflowers

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

OH LOOKIE HERE! We got the annual chive report. His followers demand monthly updates of the only thing that grows well in his shitty garden.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1510673350489780229?cxt=HHwWisC9uZHa_vYpAAAA

 

[SFWA liaison]

His garden and vehicles are the stand-in for the pictures he doesn't have, those with the daughter he abandoned. He gets to experience watching something he started grow and develop, gets to show himself taking care of something, without the nagging burden of child support payments.

 

[Meownaw]

God help us if a praying mantis shows up.

 

[captain_kamala]

sunflowers are literally weeds they'll grow anywhere but he'll still manage to screw it up

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Nice retarded inside garden which is just cardboard Walmart boxes full of soil, stupid.

 

[guest]

 

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I had the same thought. They make a spray as well.

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

These are the seeds Pat is planting, while Tyorne is planting his seed in Niki

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Did he plant the pay quasi seeds yet?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Sssshhhhh, child.

Ssshhhhh

 

[guest]

OH LOOKIE HERE! We got the annual chive report. His followers demand monthly updates of the only thing that grows well in his shitty garden.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1510673350489780229?cxt=HHwWisC9uZHa_vYpAAAA[/URL]

Look at that fucking terrible "garden". Old brown weeds. Dried up leaves from last fall. Can't even see the soil. jesus Christ I'd be embarrassed to post that and call it my garden. He didn't do a single minute of work on it.

 

[RobertMewler]

This pigger doesn't have a potting shed or greenhouse because he's incapable of building and too lazy to maintain anything but his twitter account. Tossing a tub full of soil on your craft table is what poors do.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Reminder that he and Niki are way too busy with their careers to have kids but they have time for constant toddler-level projects like this, time to take 5x 10-day vacations a year, time for Pat to post 100-200 times per day on Twitter and time to attend every single low-rent sci fi convention there is.

This is what the life of a power couple looks like, folks. Sorry if you can't handle that.

I squeeze patposting in even with a full time job and child to take care of. Haven't sat down all day yet, child.

 

[DominusOdium]

Oh great, now Nikis pussy isn't the only thing in that house that smells like a grave.

If somebody sprays it with Roundup in the middle of the night they'd kill the garden and hopefully give them lymphoma. Seems like a good play.