This was definitely Niki when she was in school

[NortheastPhilly]

 

[Udders]

Even Pat described her as 'this weird girl I was trying to bang.' Imagine being described as weird by Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[fusciasomething]

Even Pat described her as 'this weird girl I was trying to bang.' Imagine being described as weird by Patrick Tomlinson.

He could just find it weird she wasn't born with a dick

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Age.

 

[guest]

Women are hilarious. I like how she took something that a "comedian" might think only needed to be a 10 second video, but this auteur knew to just keep it rolling! THIS is why we need diversity.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Even Pat described her as 'this weird girl I was trying to bang.' Imagine being described as weird by Patrick Tomlinson.

How gracious of you Ricky to not hog(all puns intended) all of the cheerleaders...
I mean a top student, Olympic level athlete, funny, humble, modest...
I bet the janitor, who you effortlessly spoke with in Spanish, had to mop up trails of teenage fanny juice when your harem passed by...

I prefer my weird(school) girl to not be dumpy, dull, miserable, smelly, lazy, friendless shut ins! I prefer em to iron their clothes, brush their teeth, shower regularly and not have the 1000 yard Thorazine stare! I've a feeling Nikki ain't too liberal with the anti persperant, perfume, razors/wax either.
Because being hairy, stinking of BO is a great way to show the patriarchal bastards who's boss!



Fatrick really has no clue about women. He was utterly eviscerated by Adrienne and I know it takes two to cheat and there's guilt on both sides but Fatso seems so fucking insecure and domineering. It says more about him signing away Annabelle and making up that shit about Adrienne at stand up.

I would be surprised if there's much of happy marriage left. Especially when the bailiffs start taking the assets away.
Fingers divorce saga! Especially because he would be drunker, more bitter and start ripping into Dumbo the way onl only he can

' before my second ex wife's lover drove her away, she told me she wasn't into me, found me horrible to live with, that I never got her off in bed, that she was so miserable living with me, that I was overweight... All complete lies of course'

 

[EraGodless]

I was "working" at the Salvation and some emo dork came in with a chick that was wearing dog ears and a dog collar. And some point I swore I heard a dog/wolf howl. It was the chick with dog collar/ears. They were part of some faggy wolf clique. The girl was cute too-- shame when it's wasted on crazy girls.

 

[JewishNigger]

As gay and annoying as that is, there was also something oddly satisfying about it. Has a similar energy to Demi Lardner stand up where you can't help but watch it.

 

[A House Nigger]

Shit, that’s her NOW

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

As gay and annoying as that is, there was also something oddly satisfying about it. Has a similar energy to Demi Lardner stand up where you can't help but watch it.

Pat's Pornhub History, it's Pat's Pornhub History!

"Black lesbian twin sisters who get turned on by Amazon gift cards"

Pat's Pornhub History, its chubbypatspornhubhistorrryy!

"Independently wealthy women pegging on couch"

 

[DanFielding]

Nikki strikes me as the type who worshipped Tori Amos when she was in high school.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Nikki strikes me as the type who worshipped Tori Amos when she was in high school.

Those first few albums of Tori's slapped. Same as Bjork. But Nikki is the kind of dullard who will always mention about how 'Tori is literally speaking my life'

 

[FurBurger]

Pat's Pornhub History, its chubbypatspornhubhistorrryy!

"Independently wealthy women pegging on couch"

Pat's Pornhub History, its chubbypatspornhubhistorrryy!

"Interracial pepperoni fetish"

 

[Jenna]

High school had plenty of plain janes like Niki, shy quiet little wallflowers. Real life background characters in the story of your life. Maybe she was on the Field Hockey or Softball team and made friends there.

 

[DanFielding]

Those first few albums of Tori's slapped. Same as Bjork. But Nikki is the kind of dullard who will always mention about how 'Tori is literally speaking my life'

She we tell anyone who would listen “Tori must have been thinking of me when she wrote Cornflake Girl.” And all the poor people subjected to Nikki’s blather were thinking “What the fuck is a Cornflake Girl.”

 

[NortheastPhilly]

High school had plenty of plain janes like Niki, shy quiet little wallflowers. Real life background characters in the story of your life. Maybe she was on the Field Hockey or Softball team and made friends there.

My theory is that she was on the softball team in high school but rode pine. It wasnt until years later, after she discovered her sexuality that she embraced it, did some calf raises, developed a beer gut, and dominated local softball beer leagues

 

[guest]

I was "working" at the Salvation and some emo dork came in with a chick that was wearing dog ears and a dog collar. And some point I swore I heard a dog/wolf howl. It was the chick with dog collar/ears. They were part of some faggy wolf clique. The girl was cute too-- shame when it's wasted on crazy girls.

OK this will be a sad self doxx of my mental state...but back in 2019ish-I had a mental breakdown and would snap at and troll randoms, or mutter insults under my breath as they walked by..."fat fgt with bitch tits"..."smelly nigger" etc Said really fast but clear so that the person had to think "huh, did he actually say that"

Well NOBODY, not even niggers called me out...except one person who fit your description. "Scuze me, what did you call me?" And I was like huh? And they doubled down..."WHAT THE FAWK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? DID YOU JUS CALL ME A FAT FAGGOT, I HEARD YOU"...and I was like "shit, relax nigga, just playing". But I legit got scared, because he was huge. But yeah he had the kitty ears, neck collars etc. And his girl had the racoon tail or whatever.

 

[MonsterSteve]

As gay and annoying as that is, there was also something oddly satisfying about it. Has a similar energy to Demi Lardner stand up where you can't help but watch it.

I'd probably fuck him.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]