This site enough proof that Reddit jannies are essentially pointless

[bovinebrain]

Think about it. Quasi removes absolutely nothing from this site. There are no rules, there are no guidelines, no format requirements, etc. And yet the place still runs perfectly fine and there is no spam/bullshit.

I guess you could argue that this is a niche community that doesn’t get much exposure to outsiders, but still, you could get rid of all Reddit mods and that place would be just the same as it is right now. Reddit has it even better because the normies “updoot” the stuff they want to see and all the other stuff gets pushed straight to the bottom of the abyss. What’s the point of even having them if the users self-moderate?

Like good ol’ “Doreen” here, they’re all just a bunch of ugly, power hungry, unfuckable twats who live in their parents’ basement and think they’re contributing something to society by telling people what not to say on Reddit.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Not exactly, the website was up for less than a year and got a subpoena for information about it's users. All it takes is one idiot to start posting underage shit and it goes downhill quick. Not that i'm defending Reddit or censorship at all. Reddit was fine before 2016 when you could go to subs like /r/coontown and Trump didn't break the world.

 

[BudDickman]

I hate the voting system because it makes users pander like faggots and become a hive-mind. The top response is always something clever but not funny that branches off into some long thread where everyone is beating the same joke into the ground, or some overly long "insightful" answer by some guy who thinks he's smarter than he actually is.

 

[AntSucks]

I've been on a few "free speech" sites, and they all start out with about a 10:1 RealAssDude:Cuntfucker ratio. But if they grow even a small bit that ratio suddenly flips.

 

[Jizz]

you have to be a pest to know what type of animal it was that anthony's chick saved by sucking dick. if they just let anyone in there would be all kinds of scammers, pedophiles, drug dealers and other degenerates!

 

[alkiefuck2]

I hate the voting system because it makes users pander like faggots and become a hive-mind. The top response is always something clever but not funny that branches off into some long thread where everyone is beating the same joke into the ground, or some overly long "insightful" answer by some guy who thinks he's smarter than he actually is.

[insert shitty office-tier pun]
edit: Wow, didn't expect this one to blow up!
edit 2: Thanks again guys, remember to wear a mask!

 

[Mitch Weaver]

No bosses no tranny management, OUR show!

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Well depending on which Fatrick you ask this place either has 4 people or 60. Those numbers aren't going to attract bots and the people who spam malware links. I guess what you saying holds true when it's just a small number of people.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

[insert shitty office-tier pun]
edit: Wow, didn't expect this one to blow up!
edit 2: Thanks again guys, remember to wear a mask!

I wish death on anyone who thanks people for upvotes. I especially hate when they have a comment that is clearly fishing for likes. If you go to any video on the NFL's youtube page that has a title that is somewhat comedic, I guarantee there's at least 100 people saying "guy doing the title deserves a raise." I've left comments on videos that have gotten thousands of like and a bunch of responses of people sucking my dick for how funny it was. If it could personally tell each person who told me "you win the internet" to kill themselves, I would.

 

[alkiefuck2]

I wish death on anyone who thanks people for upvotes. I especially hate when they have a comment that is clearly fishing for likes. If you go to any video on the NFL's youtube page that has a title that is somewhat comedic, I guarantee there's at least 100 people saying "guy doing the title deserves a raise." I've left comments on videos that have gotten thousands of like and a bunch of responses of people sucking my dick for how funny it was. If it could personally tell each person who told me "you win the internet" to kill themselves, I would.

"ok, that's enough internet for today!"
FUCK, as you said, it's the fishing for likes.. i watch dragons den videos a lot because i'm quasi-gay and it's literally filled with "in-jokes", WE GET IT! and yeah i love that "admin of this corporate channel that doesn't give a fuck about us deserves a raise!"
punchin' the fawk out

 

[ChildSpitTake]

No bosses, no management, OUR show!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

i watch dragons den videos a lot because i'm quasi-gay

We all love him for standing up for this place

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

This only works cause people here are behaving, in the old forums there are folks just trying to take it down

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's a testament to the clown world we're living in that people actually refer to the thing in that picture as a "she" completely unquestioningly.

 

[HotDogJoe]

some overly long "insightful" answer by some guy who thinks he's smarter than he actually is.

and then at the end put "Source: I am an x,y,z". STFU, faggot. Nobody cares.