It has to be a shitty existence, constantly trying to find the worst possible outcome in any situation and then amplifying it for some faggots on Twitter to “like” it.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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This pig’s life is so boring and miserable, yet somehow interesting to me.
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It has to be a shitty existence, constantly trying to find the worst possible outcome in any situation and then amplifying it for some faggots on Twitter to “like” it.
Pat thinks about trump more than his actual supporters.
And more than he thinks about his biological daughter!
When do you think was the last time Pat really sat and thought about Annabelle? Just sitting alone, no other distractions just feeling like utter shit that he isn’t in her life at all? Has he ever been self-aware enough to understand the massive mistake he made due to ego? I’m going with a hard no.
Patrick is the embodiment of evil banality in the internet age. Because ultimately who really does care that he abandoned his daughter? Who cares that he constantly lies about everything and cant stop self aggrandizing? Who really cares that he's taking up a little bandwidth and bookshelf space with hundreds of thousands of pointless tweets and the odd book about flonald plump? Who cares that he pretends to be an expert on everything without ever saying anything worthwhile? Does it really matter that he has 50000 retarded twitter followers that he can bombard with deranged political takes? Does it actually matter that he's a violent, unpredictable reprobate? He is just a fat halfwit on the internet and it shouldn't matter, but he is also a perfect simulacrum of every other fat halfwit out there thats chipping away at society with a terribly mundane mixture of narcissism and stupidity. Watching his antics is like watching a controlled experimental simulation sometimes. The Banality of Patrick is so elite, that seeing life hand him so many Ls bodes well for the future of society.
Patrick is the ultimate nobody wannabe. Before social media and grifter jobs, he and his wife would only be able to earn a subsistence living at menial tasks due to their low functional abilities and social malfeasance. Patrick missed out on the extreme physical bullying he deserved, which would have rapidly corrected his cunty, obnoxious behavior.
Lacking any correcTion of his laziness and stupidity, Mama Raven and Tall Tales Blowjobs unleashed our favorite monster onto society. Pat the dullard was only crafty enough to briefly con his way into a middle-class paycheck before his plagiarism, stolen woke takes, and personality disorders returned him to the poverty he will spend the rest of his fat and miserable life in.
Unable to grasp reality and too dimwitted to learn from a single mistake, stupid Patso became one of the top lolcows of all time and still continues to escalate his legal follies, accruing debts he cannot repay.
TL/DR
Fuck that fat faggot with bitch tits.
Patrick is fat and gay.
Probably when he was planning her murder