This nigger is allegedly 70 years old

[N64 Cube]

Even if Pat really does work out five days a week, he will never come close to being like this

 

[Snake]

Scorch's final form is PFG.

With enough hardwork and pharmaceuticals, anything is possible.

 

[fricklefrackle]

It's also allegedly 4'1"

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

With enough hardwork and pharmaceuticals, anything is possible.

I'm halfway there

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

They allow cellphones in prison yards now?

 

[Phish]

They allow cellphones in prison yards now?

God gave you a built in pocket for this reason

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I believe it. A black man with fully white facial hair has to be fucking ancient

 

[Stent]

Beets can't be stopped.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Thats the body of a guy that spent decades in a prison yard