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He was riding a mechanical bull and fell off it. Then he talks to his wife, and says:
"I've gotta find my keys, I think they shot out of my pants when I got rocketed off the bull".
????????????????? That's not a joke.
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This line from King of Queens isn't even a joke, but they added canned laughter anyway.
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He was riding a mechanical bull and fell off it. Then he talks to his wife, and says:
"I've gotta find my keys, I think they shot out of my pants when I got rocketed off the bull".
????????????????? That's not a joke.
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Unfunny fat new york jew cast as a lead for a mediocre sitcom to entertain flyover rubes
breaking news at 12
breaking news at 12
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You've been hanging out here too long. It's probably not canned. That's exactly the kind of "Aw, shucks" shit that most people will chuckle over. "I misplace my keys sometimes! I can relate! Haha! He should've put his keys in a more secure location before he got on that mechanical bull, lol!"
This is why I try to avoid hanging out with extended family or most of my kids' friends' parents.
This is why I try to avoid hanging out with extended family or most of my kids' friends' parents.
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In the last few episodes they break up and it gets really weird, like kevin james becomes really fat and needs a mobility scooter and he's telling his wife to leave his house.
I thought those episodes were really interesting, so I looked on reddit to see the consensus and they're hated by fans of the show because it breaks status quo and was too different
fucking RETARDS. "b-b-b-but it's different than the other episodes!!"
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Now here's good key humah
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Would they laugh if he lost his keys prepping the bull.
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That wouldn't work, it's a family sitcom.
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What if they made King of Queens but with swearing?
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James also completely pissed off whatever fans of King of Queens were still hanging on by killing off his wife in the second season of the undoubtedly dogshit show that was Kevin Can Wait. Someone else made a show called Kevin Can F*ck Himself as a result which was...interesting.
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Imagine having to explain "prepping the bull" to your 70 year old aunt and uncle from Toledo.
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Oh I remember they talked about that show on redlettermedia. Looked fucking shit, and I think jay recommended it, meaning yeah it's definitely shit.
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Imagine demonstrating it.
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"That's so wrong. You're taking something that an audience has built eight years or nine years of investment in and just tossed it in the trash can for no good reason, for a story we've done before with other characters. It's so arbitrary and gratuitous, and it's disrespectful to the audience."
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Man, this show has memed me into going for Carrie's. Goddamn. Thats why I like kike broads isnt it. That New York accent. I may have an accent fetish, I may also work for the Queen's Motor Inn.
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Holy shit, are you for real? Maybe I should go back and watch the last season, cause that sounds awkward as fuck. I used to watch this show every day after school until the Superstation was changed into NiggerTreeTV and it became the Tyler Perry channel. Goddamn, i'm still pissed.