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[VoodooChild]

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[VoodooChild]

 

[VoodooChild]

 

[fricklefrackle]

I'd like some details about the "shooting matches" he's been in between Star Wars and Star Trek fans. He never lies, you see.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Christ he's fucking exhausting. It's always just the same stock responses to everything "Yes, stlaker. No, stlaker. Is, stlaker. Isn't stlaker. Never lied yet, stlaker".

Fucking retarded fat cunt.

 

[Harry Powell]

It really doesn’t bother him to be laughed at.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It really doesn’t bother him to be laughed at.

He has been laughed at his whole life. He thought once he was out of school he could finally be taken seriously. Until people on the internet started fact checking him and found out he is a clown. Now he cant get get away from being laughed all across the world.

 

[NoBacon]

Do you think the police would appreciate it if they had a investigation open and he was texting everyone involved all about it while threatening them and making lies? That would help right?

 

[RobertMewler]

The caveat was a warning, not an order of protection. 1.2.

 

[guest]

Imagine getting Fs in high school physics and having the nerve to give public speeches about jet propulsion and what an idiot Elon Musk is 20 something years later. Just try and imagine how stupid, deluded, arrogant and crazy you'd have to be. That's who you're texting.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

 

[guest]

"Andrew is restrained, stlaker." really got to my ribs, he is so fucking delusional you couldn't make this shit up if you tried

 

[Will Tate]

Just try and imagine how stupid, deluded, arrogant and crazy you'd have to be.

Not to mention fat.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

-Look up caveat, stlaker.
-Look up motion denied

That was a gavel right to the ribs.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Lying as always, Pat.


Should be used more often, cause u know he uses the "wrong as always" so he thinks it's good, it'd have to chafe his pig hide

 

[guest]

The caveat was a warning, not an order of protection. 1.2.

Checkmate, atalker. Quietly, now.

 

[Jenna]

We get it, Patrick. The FBI is going to find us and sentence us all to death, then invite you to attend the lethal injection. You'll stand up and start laughing hysterically, as you are entitled to do.

"All you had to do was leave me alone!"
"This is how it ends for you, stlaker!"
"I told you there would be consequences for your crimes!"

Then everyone else will laugh at us, then we'll die. For years afterwards, the prison guards will talk about how cool that Patrick guy was and how epically he burned that cyberstlaker.

We understand your mental delusions well enough to figure out your daydreams with 96.33333% accuracy. There's another one where you're a space captain. Another one where you're President. Probably either a baseball MVP or the lead singer of some huge rock band. What other fantasies do you have lying there underneath that comfy pink blankie?

 

[Will Tate]

"All you had to do was leave me alone!"
"This is how it ends for you, atalker!"
"I told you there would be consequences for your crimes!"

Sir, don't do that.

 

[guest]

Can’t wait for the atalkers door to be kicked down by SWAT so they can tell him “hey we can’t charge you with anything because he responds constantly but please tone it down so he stops bothering us ok?”

 

[fricklefrackle]

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We get it, Patrick. The FBI is going to find us and sentence us all to death, then invite you to attend the lethal injection. You'll stand up and start laughing hysterically, as you are entitled to do.

"All you had to do was leave me alone!"
"This is how it ends for you, atalker!"
"I told you there would be consequences for your crimes!"

Then everyone else will laugh at us, then we'll die. For years afterwards, the prison guards will talk about how cool that Patrick guy was and how epically he burned that cyberstlaker.

We understand your mental delusions well enough to figure out your daydreams with 96.33333% accuracy. There's another one where you're a space captain. Another one where you're President. Probably either a baseball MVP or the lead singer of some huge rock band. What other fantasies do you have lying there underneath that comfy pink blankie?