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This is your son
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Beat him. Lock him in a room with a squat rack for an entire year. Break him down and build him back up again.
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I can’t imagine the horrors that are about to be visited upon that plushie.
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Tomlinson-level parenting.
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Nothing. I would have already gone out for a pack of smokes long before any of this shit started up.
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Oh yeah, we'll win the Sino-American war alright...
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Assume I must have a grandson named Steve and this is a cutesy video for him. Because otherwise I have profoundly failed my son.
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be funny if a pack of niggers killed him.
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I would be proud of him for having the courage to be the version of me that I truly am deep down inside
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At least I'd have an excuse to become a full blown alcoholic coke head.
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put on some Tangerine Dream and see how many lorazepam I can dissolve under my tongue at a time, trying to beat the record every time I finish, using gin and tonics to keep the ol' mouth hydrated.
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Console him by saying, "At least you're not Cuphead"
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He is lucky to be born in the only timeline where he isnt gang raped daily and turned into some farmer's help.