This is the part of off topic where we do jokes

[guest]

Wayne Brady recently came out as pansexual

I dont know what pansexual means but I'll tell you one thing: who the fuck is wayne brady

 

[guest]

Recruiter on Phone: "You got the job Mr Brady"
Wayne: "Well gollee gee...thanks!"
Wayne shows up: ...
Recruiter fired

 

[guest]

wait wait wait....nobody post yet im gonna hit a fawkin home run.....


So, so, so pansexual, right?......I bet they're more productive than the POTsexuals!!

Ah, goosh!!!!!!!

 

[Africa.com]

Recruiter on Phone: "You got the job Mr Brady"
Wayne: "Well gollee gee...thanks!"
Wayne shows up: ...
Recruiter fired

 

[guest]

A woman at a peace concert was raped and murdered. The attackers were quoted as saying, "we just wanted the concert to live up to its name -- bitch wouldnt stop yapping".

 

[guest]

A woman at a peace concert was raped and murdered. The attackers were quoted as saying, "we just wanted the concert to live up to its name -- bitch wouldnt stop yapping".

Im proud of this one. Feels very NML/weekend update.

 

[1073waaf]

I heard Wayne Brady recently came out as Dansexual.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I heard Wayne Brady recently came out as Dansexual.

I was about to make a Demisexual joke but I just googled Demi Moore and woof, no thanks. Edit: Nevermind, I’m a Demi(Lovato)sexual from now on.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It's a wonder we all aren't pansexual.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

He's starring in a commercial for our new Deep Pansexual Pepperoni Flatbread. The whole thing is a marketing exploit tbchwitcha. It's D-list Hollywood's worst kept secret that he's gay, and no one really knows what Pansexual means. Could be anything, right? So why not use it as an angle to sell more pizza?

There's a whole spiel you front liners are gonna have to learn, it's gonna be soooo bad you'll want to die but we aren't going to let you. Also, $1 delivery on the app, we want them saying it in their sleep. can't stress this enough, breadsters

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Jesus saves, you know why?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Jesus saves, you know why?

Why?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Why?

Because he's a Jew.

 

[Meownaw]

Put down the gah damn cupcake!

rape the musical

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Rapistry Incorporated: Rape and Rape Accessories
Where our motto is, "No, really, I insist."

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Hitler: I want to kill 6 million Jews... and a dozen circus clowns.
Goering: ...A dozen circus clowns?
Hitler: See!? NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Wayne Brady is a nigger.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

So he fucks pots and pans now? Odd.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm walking through an alley and I see a lady and she starts screaming and hollering and carrying on. I says "Whoa, whoa! Settle down, miss. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

 

[Africa.com]

Wayne Brady is a nigger.

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