When you listen to the two videos that detail every major O&A fight, it really highlights just how awful Opie is. After his 2005 fight with Jimmy, Opie spends the next day reading comments on the message boards left by his brother to defend him. Most of the comments consist of Elmo saying “none of you even know who my brother is” or things to that effect. And that’s the exact problem. 20 years and we know nothing about him. We know about Vos’ abusive mother, Anthony’s drunk father who stole airfare money and gave him a bus ticket, Bobby Kelly going to juvenile facilities and foster homes, Jim Norton sucking dicks under a porch, but nothing about Opie. We know the name of the stud horse from the stables that Anthony worked at as a kid, but Opie mentioned his wife’s name maybe 5 times and one of them was in a mock Chinese accent. We know the names of both of Anthony’s step parents, and that he smoked freebase with his mom and stepdad, but opie’s entire in-law family was just “the Philly crew.” That’s why he got so bitchy towards Jimmy in the Esther Ku fight. When he whined about Jimmy “not being supportive” when he cried, that’s because Opie had literally never expressed a single real emotion on the show other than anger. He thought that after 21 years, him crying was something big and important. If you look at every fight, all Opie does is change the subject, tell people to drop it, and cryptically claim to “know things.” His favorite thing to do is say some little thing and then immediately pull back and refuse to offer up more info. “Anthony said awful things about me” then when Jimmy asks about it, Opie says “I won’t tell you cause we aren’t close.” He argues like a woman with BPD.
Anthony and Jimmy are such little faggy queens, but Opie really is a woman. At his core, his brain operates like a girl.
