This is the life a 41 year old man chose over raising his daughter

[HotDogJoe]

Building spaceship toys in the middle of the day. Of course in his mind, he's a master craftsman who's doing something of real value.

Nobody gets any benefit from you doing that other than yourself, fat prick. Keep filling your already tiny house up with worthless junk by all means though.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Zero conscience of being a failure of a father. Just ignoring what should be his priority so he can get drunk daily while playing with models and watch the ball game. Looking for the next chance to make a dime doing nothing and the next tweet that few hundred people might have pressed a button on. He is a garbage human.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He‘s 41 but a perpetual adolescent.

No job - most normal people that age are well-set in their careers. Fatrick couldn’t make it in insurance, car sales, retail, et al. His biggest source of income in the last year has been PPP fraud.

Financial train wreck - he has no bank account and a shit credit score. Most people this age have a house for several years. Fatrick and Pissteeth couldn’t qualify for normal loans, so the hovel is purchased with owner financing.

Toys - enough said. Plus he uses Twitter like a 12-year old on xBox live that just learned the word “nigger.”

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I seen better hands on a lunchlady, ya fat fucking queer

 

[Snake]

Jon fucks his wife and takes his kids to the park in between sharpening knifes for trimming his beard.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It looks like it only has about 3 pieces to it and is nearly finished fresh out of the box. Always with the children's toys, this piggy.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It's one thing to cut a spaceship from wood, glue it by hand, and paint.

But he's literally doing a 3D nigsaw puzzle for 10 year olds and proud of it.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

You don't get beach hot playing with toys.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

The fat little sausage fingered hoof of a man who has never done a days labor or benched 250 lbs.

 

[peckafacce]

Oopsie Doodles. Pat isn't wearing a wedding ring.

 

[guest]

If his hand were to be chopped off and put on a grill it would feed the city of Milwaukee.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Consoom product and get excited about next product.

That's Patrick's life, peppered evenly with NPC Twitter posts.

 

[TokenX]

Oopsie Doodles. Pat isn't wearing a wedding ring.

Thats Tyrone's ring. He had it melted down into a gold tooth.

 

[Midian9876]

What a piece of dogshit too. I hate guys like this who fucking suck too form their opinions or develop a personality, so they just regurgitate Twitter talking points and play with toys. Fuck you Tubbs!

 

[Snake]

Consoom product and get excited about next product.

That's Patrick's life, peppered evenly with NPC Twitter posts.

Star Wars is just one of a few things that has ruined the country the last ten years, since the same business model has infected everything else.

I might of gone to the movies maybe less than five times the last decade and I hated most of it.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Plus he uses Twitter like a 12-year old on xBox live that just learned the word “nigger.”

That's a perfect description of his Twitter use. He's literally been arguing all day with people today. Calling them 'child, dumb, sweetie' etc.

It's just astonishing how hateable he is. Not a single redeeming trait.

 

[Will Tate]

It's one thing to cut a spaceship from wood, glue it by hand, and paint.

But he's literally doing a 3D nigsaw puzzle for 10 year olds and proud of it.

Since I'm just as massive a faggot as Pat and into this type of shit, I'm pretty plugged into that community, you might say; in my tumble down the rabbit hole I've seen some absolutely amazing stuff. There's one guy who turned at least 45% of his attic into an action figure diorama city that looks straight out of Blade Runner, building it all out of wood and even making molds of some of the pieces to make casts that he sells on eBay. He bought a toy RV and turned it into the Eagle-5 from Spaceballs; he got a Jurassic Park dinosaur and turned it into this huge industrial crane/loading robot, and pimped the living shit out of a Jabba the Hutt sail barge.

Pat cuts up model kits and glues in ridiculously out-of-scale furniture and calls it a day, forgetting that any bedroom near a hull breach would get sucked into the vacuum of space. Wonder how the best-selling sci-fi author squares that circle.

 

[Meownaw]

Did he even finish his Olympic pool sized beds one?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

That's a perfect description of his Twitter use. He's literally been arguing all day with people today. Calling them 'child, dumb, sweetie' etc.

It's just astonishing how hateable he is. Not a single redeeming trait.

I don't know. I like his obvious hypertension, pre-diabetes, astronomical cholesterol levels, and alcoholism.

 

[BillKlacks]

His hand is fat