This is the kind of man women are into now

[Cuphead]

Our culture is very ill

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

What playground are you chasing women in?

 

[Meownaw]

Who?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'm sure he's into a certain kind of man, too

 

[guest]

Pretty sure he ain't interested in them.

 

[guest]

No woman worth talking to/going out with/fucking is into that. If you find one you think is and is then recalibrate or accept you're an outright, unironic faggot.

 

[Chapel]

But Simon Cowell isn’t queer and never dumped loads up his arse

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol no it isn't.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

The only kind of woman I want milking my prostate is the kind that drip like an open faucet to based Danza. I mean just look at that salami. A gentlemans gentleman. Tawts an prares.

 

[guest]

But Simon Cowell isn’t queer and never dumped loads up his arse

Simon Cowell is 100% a homosexual

 

[captain_kamala]

i hate tattoos. i had the most fine ass perfect man with clean skin and he ruined it by getting fucking bible verses and sports team logos it looks soo bad

 

[Chapel]

Simon Cowell is 100% a homosexual

But he has a girlfriend.
You know that story about him injurying his back in a bike accident is bullshit. He did his back in pushing back

 

[RaggotFetard]

This isn’t really anything new. Women also found androgynous gender benders like Bowie, Jagger, Prince, Jackson attractive decades ago too. They wanna fuck a faggot like this, but not actually settle down with one. Women are retarded like that.

 

[Stent]

Women have AIDS.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

If you want to be attractive to the opposite sex for the majority of your life all you really have to do is be in shape, keep your hair and shower regularly. “In shape” doesn’t even mean muscular, just no gut or tits.

Those standards really haven’t changed for 100 years. Sure fashion changes but if you’re 40 with a job, a car, hair and can see your own dick when you look down you should have zero trouble fucking younger broads. If your hair is gone it’s over boyoo.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This isn’t really anything new. Women also found androgynous gender benders like Bowie, Jagger, Prince, Jackson attractive decades ago too. They wanna fuck a faggot like this, but not actually settle down with one. Women are retarded like that.

Was gonna say, clearly this man has never heard of hair metal. We had an entire era of music that was just lady boys.