This is the dumb shit that inspires Pat

[Slackjawed Cow]

We all know he thinks marvel, star wars, and star trek are his gospel. He thinks these shows speak for him. He stay up late. Getting drunk and watching these. Where he feels its a guide for living.

Here is an example where he thinks this sums up his life mission. He thinks people talk like this in real life so he tries to copy it. He read this and felt his stubbornness is justified. Because Capt. America told so. Im sure he use this as his mantra.

Then he has these fantasies where he pictures himself unleashing his wrath on his enemies. This is that gay shit he thinks is a metaphor for his rage and revenge. He really thinks he is the main character. He thinks by tweeting his sensationalist takes that he using his superpower.

 

[Meownaw]

He might be actually retarded.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He never read the comics, he only watched the movies and believes hes Captain America. Which makes sense because he’s a slow adult. I’ve mentioned it before but there’s a middle aged retarded man in my neighborhood that I’ll see walking around or the grocery store and he dresses just like Pat - same Star Wars shirts and you guessed it - Captain America.

Don’t forget he once told someone Cap (Captain America) “wouldn’t like them” like he’s a real person. I believe Pat is on some kind of disability / SSI government benefits due to this.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He might be actually retarded.

I think he is and so is his wife. Their relationship is like two people that don’t understand how adults behave. They’re two irresponsible teenagers because mentally they are stunted. Pat is 42 and brags about driving fast and he needs to do it, very “durrrr” if you ask me.

 

[Will Tate]

He never read the comics, he only watched the movies and believes hes Captain America. Which makes sense because he’s a slow adult. I’ve mentioned it before but there’s a middle aged retarded man in my neighborhood that I’ll see walking around or the grocery store and he dresses just like Pat - same Star Wars shirts and you guessed it - Captain America.

Don’t forget he once told someone Cap (Captain America) “wouldn’t like them” like he’s a real person. I believe Pat is on some kind of disability / SSI government benefits due to this.

You know Mama Raven's Special Important Super Uber Stealthy Geek couldn't come close to telling you what issue that was with a gun to his head.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

Random 30 something childless thot:

“So what do you do for fun, jackmehoff?”

“I have spent the last 4 years criminally cyberstalking a midlist sci fi author from Milwaukee, attempting to ruin his reputation and livelihood. Wby?”

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The only thing P*trick has ever stood up for is when someone calls out his number at the latest shitty fast food restaurant.

 

[Meownaw]

Random 30 something childless thot:

“So what do you do for fun, jackmehoff?”

“I have spent the last 4 years criminally cyberstalking a midlist sci fi author from Milwaukee, attempting to ruin his reputation and livelihood. Wby?”

Do you have to bring a dehumidifier with how wet that makes her?

 

[Phish]

Somebody’s gotta save the world from the evil supervillains. Thank god we got Pat!

 

[HotDogJoe]

I hate him so much.

 

[Opie Army]

His faggotry is on par with Kevin Smith's.

 

[HotDogJoe]

His faggotry is on par with Kevin Smith's.

I don't say this lightly but I'd actually put Kevin Smith a level above the level of faggotry Patrick is at. Please observe..

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Interesting. January 6 was full of people who were sticking up for what they believed in, despite what the press and the mobs say, yet P*t thinks that they are worse than Hitler despite them following Cap's advice.

So once again, it's only applicable when P*t does it - or rather, when his side does it, since he doesn't actually do anything that doesn't entail sitting on his fat ass and tweeting.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What a fucking cock-ass

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Interesting. January 6 was full of people who were sticking up for what they believed in, despite what the press and the mobs say, yet P*t thinks that they are worse than Hitler despite them following Cap's advice.

So once again, it's only applicable when P*t does it - or rather, when his side does it, since he doesn't actually do anything that doesn't entail sitting on his fat ass and tweeting.

Pat agrees with what 95% of the media and huge corporations espouse. Pat doesn't realize he couldn't be further from the point of this gay ass comic. That would be someone like Trump.

 

[Meownaw]

Pat agrees with what 95% of the media and huge corporations espouse. Pat doesn't realize he couldn't be further from the point of this gay ass comic. That would be someone like Trump.

To be fair to Pat the person that probably wrote this comment did intend it that way if you look at the current state of dogshit comics.

 

[fricklefrackle]

The hatred I have for this cocksucking, pandering faggot...

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I believe that Patrick S. Tomlinson murdered Bernell Tramell and I will stand up for this til the end

 

[Stent]

Captain America is a faggot. Stand up for what you believe no matter what odds or consequences. Yeah? Maybe you're a dumb asshole.