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Being invited to sit at the Cellar table is a rite of passage amongst comics like Johnny Carson calling you over to the couch. Except the couch is covered in urine stains and Johnny is a group of obscure date rapists.
I was once told by someone in the know that sitting at the cellar table is a kin to sitting down to pee at a low to mid level Arby’s in Schenectady, NY.