This goofy Pat vs. Pests stuff is straight out of fantasy tropes

[Brooke Shields]

What we do here is a Chaotic Good trope, we don't really want to fuck with people who don't deserve it.
Pat is a Chaotic Evil person, the chaos is mostly cause he's a big dumb retard not some kinda Joker character.
Definition:

A chaotic evil character tends to have no respect for rules, other people's lives, or anything but their own desires, which are typically selfish and cruel. They set a high value on personal freedom, but do not have much regard for the lives or freedom of other people.

Compared to the forums:

A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations.

These types are natural enemies:

The chaotic good character wants everyone to enjoy the same right to pursue happiness as freely as possible. Chaotic evil characters believe that freedom means the freedom to take whatever action is necessary to advance the self. The chaotic evil character wants maximum freedom for himself, but minimum freedom and power for everyone else.

If that's not a literal definition of what's been happening between us then I don't know what is

And hilariously enough, Patrick's only avenue he's been trying has kept him crossing with lazily bureaucratic judges - a fine example of lawful neutrals, they don't make the rules but they enforce them justly.



Pat's life is a movie

 

[Raymond]

Fats'O, your life's a movie

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Fats'O, your life's a movie

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Fats'O, your life's a movie

Fats'O your life's a movie, how are you?

 

[guest]

That was a lot of words just to say that he's a fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

That was a lot of words just to say that he's a fat faggot with bitch tits

Here's some more:


Pat's Character Sheet

Name: Hogrick the Unbearable
Race: Pigman - Bonus to scent-tracking skill, drought and famine resistant, infravision 5 yards
Class: Multiclass - Layabout & Braggart
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Patron Deity: Nalfeshnee, demonic hog that feasts on the flesh of still-living mortals
Favored Enemy: Trolls

--Attributes:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 3
Constitution: 1/8 (can consume any food and alcohol he encounters, otherwise extremely frail)
Intelligence: 2
Wisdom: 0
Willpower: 18 (no magical aptitude, just stubbornness)
Charisma: -5

--Skills:
Model building +5
Day drinking +10
Meat curing +25
Lying -10
Legal procedure -100

Notes: Hogrick is short-tempered, stupid, gullible and easily manipulated. Player characters should avoid contact at all costs, as any interaction gives a -5 penalty to all actions performed in his presence. He is also disturbingly obese.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pat imagines himself rolling natural 20s all day everyday, but really he's just a fat retard.

 

[FurBurger]

Pat imagines himself rolling natural 20s all day everyday, but really he's just a fat retard.

As opposed to Paul, who imagines himself rolling all-natural 5s all day.

I bet there's a bunch of JC Penney catalogs with the kid's clothing pages all stuck together at his workplace.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

We are very obviously chaotic neutral here, dungeon master child. I feel gay just knowing this stuff.

 

[1073waaf]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

What we do here is a Chaotic Good trope, we don't really want to fuck with people who don't deserve it.
Pat is a Chaotic Evil person, the chaos is mostly cause he's a big dumb retard not some kinda Joker character.
Definition:

Compared to the forums:


These types are natural enemies:

If that's not a literal definition of what's been happening between us then I don't know what is

And hilariously enough, Patrick's only avenue he's been trying has kept him crossing with lazily bureaucratic judges - a fine example of lawful neutrals, they don't make the rules but they enforce them justly.



Pat's life is a movie
View attachment 37134

That is a spot on analysis! Well done!

Patrick doesn't know anything about table top roleplaying since he's a fake geek, so I hope that your details will at least enable him to understand your point, even if he dismisses it with a "wrong in every detail, stlaker".

Here's some more:


Pat's Character Sheet

Name: Hogrick the Unbearable
Race: Pigman - Bonus to scent-tracking skill, drought and famine resistant, infravision 5 yards
Class: Multiclass - Layabout & Braggart
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Patron Deity: Nalfeshnee, demonic hog that feasts on the flesh of still-living mortals
Favored Enemy: Trolls

--Attributes:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 3
Constitution: 1/8 (can consume any food and alcohol he encounters, otherwise extremely frail)
Intelligence: 2
Wisdom: 0
Willpower: 18 (no magical aptitude, just stubbornness)
Charisma: -5

--Skills:
Model building +5
Day drinking +10
Meat curing +25
Lying -10
Legal procedure -100

Notes: Hogrick is short-tempered, stupid, gullible and easily manipulated. Player characters should avoid contact at all costs, as any interaction gives a -5 penalty to all actions performed in his presence. He is also disturbingly obese.

Charisma and Wisdom stats are dead on.

 

[DominusOdium]

View attachment 37147

I honestly thought this was a faceswap when I scrolled past at first

 

[Guyincognito]