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Absolutely pathetic. Broccoli is easy as shit to grow…
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I bet you anything he just stuck seeds in the dirt and watered it a few times. No testing the soil pH, no turning, no compost, nothing. He's as lazy as he is stupid.Wow 5 months for $3 worth of produce. Thats not even a head of broccoli. Its a single piece.
That little patch of dirt has been depleted of nutrients for years on top of him using salt around it as weed control. Its only good for peppers and weeds. Not even carrots can produce in that dead ground.I bet you anything he just stuck seeds in the dirt and watered it a few times. No testing the soil pH, no turning, no compost, nothing. He's as lazy as he is stupid.
He could always dig it up, add new soil, mow and weed the little patch of grass he calls a lawn. God knows he has the time. He's just as lazy as hell. Of course, he'd have to take pictures of every stage and upload them to X to get e-ass pats from other useless cunts.That little patch of dirt has been depleted of nutrients for years on top of him using salt around it as weed control. Its only good for peppers and weeds. Not even carrots can produce in that dead ground.
I say that every time I see Niki.I'm sure it taste like exhaust and nigger pee.
@BarkPealerPatrick Tomlinson is a gardening influencer.
You’ll never see a scrap of McDonald’s laying around at the Tomlinson hovel.He should start a YouTube channel called "Back Alley Dumpster Harvests." Everyone's heard of urban farming, but have you heard of ghetto farming? Using McDonalds scraps, jenkem, and coon pee as compost.
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