This ends when he says it does

[FranksWirecutters]

That seems like a bad strategy in hindsight.

Also "they work for me." If I had employees that cost me more than my acreage and double wide here in rural Wisconsin, I would have cut ties already.

He's fat, says strange things, and is likely gay.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yeah, and next you’re gonna say you have a paved driveway. You don’t have luxury parking, little one.

 

[AntSucks]

I'm happy to sacrifice a cup of coffee to buy his books provided I get to leave an honest review. I don't mind if he gets my money. It's going to a good cause - Quasi.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Hoolies]

@Chess_1967

Mewler posted a picture of this lazy sow, they should form a suicide pact instead:

 

[PeteRose]

we work for him now he said it himself.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Someone should let this Chess_1967 gal know that Pat's hubris and inability to learn a damned thing just cost him nearly $24,000 and a good chunk of his dignity.

 

[guest]

Iwojima Woowoo would get her weave snatched off her head by Kim Folds.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Even though I wasn't a John Doe I Chris Benoit-ed my family just in a case. Needless to say Christmas with the family will be awkward this year. When Pat says jump I'm already in the air, child.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Even though I wasn't a John Doe I Chris Benoit-ed my family just in a case. Needless to say Christmas with the family will be awkward this year. When Pat says jump I'm already in the air, child.

When he says "Jump," we say "How fat?"

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

It ends when his heart does.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

It ends when his heart does.

Wow so edgy you dumb fuck

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

A heart attack will probably end his life in a few years. So there’s a ray of hope

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A heart attack will probably end his life in a few years. So there’s a ray of hope

The way it’s going I don’t see him living to 44. He has a full blown Ted Kennedy head now from his boozing.

 

[FurBurger]

TFW cyberstlakers try to ruin your reputation but end up starting a club of NYT bestsellers who'll stand up for you instead.

I'd like to point out that entry into the NYC Bestsellers list is not based on how many books you sell, just who you've fucked on their staff:

The list is based on a proprietary method that uses sales figures, other data and internal guidelines that are unpublished—how the Times compiles the list is a trade secret.[3] In 1983 (as part of a legal argument) the Times stated that the list is not mathematically objective but rather editorial content.

As for having a club who'll stand up for him, let's see how many will kick in to pay his legal fees.

 

[guest]

I'd like to point out that entry into the NYC Bestsellers list is not based on how many books you sell, just [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_York_Times_Best_Seller_list']who you've fucked on their staff:[/URL]

I didn't say NYT meant New York Times, child.

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