This coming from somebody that lets a filthy lizard on his furniture

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[guest]

God I fucking LOATHE him.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

This Joey Sayers is a faggot too, and probably fat.

 

[Raymond]

"filthy lizard" made me laugh. We just shit on everything in his life.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I wouldn't get advice on kissing anything after seeing his 'priming the pump' tweet

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Simping with factoids. Beyond pathetic.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"filthy lizard" made me laugh. We just shit on everything in his life.

everything in his shit life

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

We have pictures of your wife kissing a toad Patrick. And that’s not me making fun of you. I mean an actual toad that hops and is green and croaks and eats flies and lives on a lily pad and shit.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

We have pictures of your wife kissing a toad Patrick. And that’s not me making fun of you. I mean an actual toad that hops and is green and croaks and eats flies and lives on a lily pad and shit.

To be fair his wife is a kike sorceress. Bet she stuffed ol' kermit into her gas chamber.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

We have pictures of your wife kissing a toad Patrick. And that’s not me making fun of you. I mean an actual toad that hops and is green and croaks and eats flies and lives on a lily pad and shit.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He had sex after shitting his pants, and the soft poop wound up getting on his balls which clapped against Nikis asshole, which ultimately wound up in Pats dickhole. So dont take his advice on hygiene.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

For optimal cleanliness make sure everything in your kitchen is coated in cat hair.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Exactly what a turtle would tweet....

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This book is supposedly about Fat and Nick's "marriage"

 

[guest]

We have pictures of your wife kissing a toad Patrick. And that’s not me making fun of you. I mean an actual toad that hops and is green and croaks and eats flies and lives on a lily pad and shit.

Her options were the toad or Rick. She made the only sensible choice. She was probably holding out hope that the toad would turn into a Chad who would first beat the shit out of Rick and then beat the shit out of her cunt with his dick.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Probably where he got sick from a couple weeks ago.

 

[RobertMewler]

Do not kiss the felon turtle.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This Joey Sayers is a faggot too, and probably fat.

Joey "Alison" Sayers? Faggot confirmed.