This adult man reviews Nerf guns.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"thith ith bathically jutht a novelty item."

OH REALLY? THE TOY GUN DOESN'T HAVE A PRACTICAL USE??? YOU WOULDN'T USE IT TO DEFEND YOUR HOME FROM INTRUDERS???

I hate the world so much I'm going to start choking myself while I jerk off in hopes that I pass out and hang myself eventually like David Carradine.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

There's nothing wrong with owning a Nerf gun at any age, stlaker. They're fun.

 

[johnnynoname]

you ever think\, and this is wild I know, that this guy actually likes reviewing nerf guns

life is hard....and long

find something that makes you kinda forget that like this guy has

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I hope Maggie mistakes his throat for a Nerf ball.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

My wife bought me a nerf gun that shoots tennis bals and i use it to play fetch with the dog.

 

[guest]

That nigger is gay.

 

[DanFielding]

Did he write his name on it?

 

[aRTie02150]

My wife bought me a nerf gun that shoots tennis bals and i use it to play fetch with the dog.

Had something similar when I had a Jack Russel terrier and it became his favorite toy. The moment I would lay my hands on it he'd start running around excited.

I remember when it broke he fucking knew something was wrong and I'll never forget the panic he had on his stupid little cute face.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Had something similar when I had a Jack Russel terrier and it became his favorite toy. The moment I would lay my hands on it he'd start running around excited.

I remember when it broke he fucking knew something was wrong and I'll never forget the panic he had on his stupid little cute face.

Now if you could teach the crows to catch treats from a Nerf gun.....

 

[aRTie02150]

Now if you could teach the crows to catch treats from a Nerf gun.....

I love them so much. Fed them a bunch of raisins on Sunday and gave Craig some chicken salad trying to get the others to notice that being close to me when I'm feeding you isn't a danger, it'll get you extras.

I hope they didn't beat him up and call him a faggot and call me his boyfriend.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I hate the jump cuts. Always with the jump cuts.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I love them so much. Fed them a bunch of raisins on Sunday and gave Craig some chicken salad trying to get the others to notice that being close to me when I'm feeding you isn't a danger, it'll get you extras.

I hope they didn't beat him up and call him a faggot and call me his boyfriend.

Craig rocks

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

life is hard....and long

You know whats hard, long, and black?


The line at the unemployment office!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You know whats hard, long, and black?


The line at the unemployment office!

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The dude who made the Jackie puppet was a master craftsman.

 

[guest]

Of course he has a rescue pitbull who has to be kept on a harness because of reasons.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Had something similar when I had a Jack Russel terrier and it became his favorite toy. The moment I would lay my hands on it he'd start running around excited.

I remember when it broke he fucking knew something was wrong and I'll never forget the panic he had on his stupid little cute face.

Jack russels fucking rule. My dads friend had one and we would grab a shop rag an he would lactch on and we would spin in circles an he wouldn't let go.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jack russels fucking rule. My dads friend had one and we would grab a shop rag an he would lactch on and we would spin in circles an he wouldn't let go.

I think the next dog I get might be a Jack Russell. They just seem like fun. My buddy when I was a kid had one that randomly did backflips. He wasn't trained to do it, he was just a spaz. It was the most muscular dog I've ever seen. Little jacked stumpy legs. He killed a weasel during one of my buddy's birthday parties one time. He was also one of those growl-because-he's-happy dogs.

I ended up with an immortal shih tzu who outlived one of my relatives that owned him. The motherfucker is 16 and runs everywhere like a puppy. Totally not the kind of dog I'd choose, but he fucking rules. The guy who owned him fed him nothing but human food his whole life. When I first got him his dumps looked like coyote shit.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I think the next dog I get might be a Jack Russell. They just seem like fun. My buddy when I was a kid had one that randomly did backflips. He wasn't trained to do it, he was just a spaz. It was the most muscular dog I've ever seen. Little jacked stumpy legs. He killed a weasel during one of my buddy's birthday parties one time. He was also one of those growl-because-he's-happy dogs.

I ended up with an immortal shih tzu who outlived one of my relatives that owned him. The motherfucker is 16 and runs everywhere like a puppy. Totally not the kind of dog I'd choose, but he fucking rules. The guy who owned him fed him nothing but human food his whole life. When I first got him his dumps looked like coyote shit.

Jack russels have nothing but energy so have a big backyard ore time to take the dog to the park daily.

 

[ToeTriggerAidsGun]

you ever think\, and this is wild I know, that this guy actually likes reviewing nerf guns

life is hard....and long

find something that makes you kinda forget that like this guy has

I always thought life was short.