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Thinking about death a lot lately.

Professor Rape

You're not stupid.
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Maybe kiss him first?
I'm reading stories on r/griefsupport about people dealing with the death of their family members or partners. It's brudal. I don't think I could go through any of this.

Like I originally went on there to go through users post histories and see if any of them supported BLM or gays, so I could message them making fun of their dead parents etc.

But it's just heartbreaking reading the posts.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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I'm reading stories on r/griefsupport about people dealing with the death of their family members or partners. It's brudal. I don't think I could go through any of this.

Like I originally went on there to go through users post histories and see if any of them supported BLM or gays, so I could message them making fun of their dead parents etc.

But it's just heartbreaking reading the posts.
Did you know the green power ranger killed himself because his daughter transed out and cut him out of his life? Rita Repulsa got him good.
 

Professor Rape

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Did you know the green power ranger killed himself because his daughter transed out and cut him out of his life? Rita Repulsa got him good.
Is that true? Can't find anything about the trans thing.

I think it's disgusting that by "honoring her dead father" this bitch dressed in a whore version of the costume (short skirt instead of pants). What the fuck?

 

Racist Google Intern

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Is that true? Can't find anything about the trans thing.

I think it's disgusting that by "honoring her dead father" this bitch dressed in a whore version of the costume (short skirt instead of pants). What the fuck?


It's da rumor, also he's the reason prop weapons got banned at comic con because someone was gonna kill him with a real sword at da cons.
 

Pussymagnetpat

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This should ease your existential dread OP



see how fast it goes? before you know it you'll be posting here, age 45, still looking to breed



Look at their faces, all of them dead, all of them had hopes, dreams, aspirations, anxiety, self consciousness, etc, and they were used as fodder for some gay royalty feud.
You're spending your prime posting on a radio message board, being cheeky with drunks, druggies, and the losers of the west.
I hope you stopped thinking about death, and what you could have accomplished on your deathbed instead of posting here ^_^
 

Dennyislife

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I've recently come to terms with mortality being a fact. It never felt like it would absolutely happen. Now people I remember as a kid as adults are retiring and grey and some are already dead

I have only had two family that I knew die in my lifetime I had a uncle die a few years back but I never saw that alcoholic anyway so it always felt distant.

Had young people die from suicide or accidents but nobody THAT close but now death does seem to be creeping closer
 

Uncle Floyd

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Midlife crisis is a real thing. You're still somewhat young but the window is closing. You see friends and family members come down with cancer. Your role models and heroes from when you were a kid are dying. You become invisible to any woman under the age of 35. It's strange because mentally you feel like you're still young . You have a few aches and pains. But nothing serious. You can still get around. But it's only a matter of time before that window is completely shut. Your children are growing up. Soon becoming, if not already, adults. Fucking sucks, man.

I think about dying every day. When I was a kid I forecasted I was going to die in 2025. And here we are. So I think about it if not every hour at least a few times a day. It's an awful mindset, but you can't get away from it.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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Midlife crisis is a real thing. You're still somewhat young but the window is closing. You see friends and family members come down with cancer. Your role models and heroes from when you were a kid are dying. You become invisible to any woman under the age of 35. It's strange because mentally you feel like you're still young . You have a few aches and pains. But nothing serious. You can still get around. But it's only a matter of time before that window is completely shut. Your children are growing up. Soon becoming, if not already, adults. Fucking sucks, man.

I think about dying every day. When I was a kid I forecasted I was going to die in 2025. And here we are. So I think about it if not every hour at least a few times a day. It's an awful mindset, but you can't get away from it.
I can already tell from this post you have ass cancer. Love ya miss ya floydster
 
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Midlife crisis is a real thing. You're still somewhat young but the window is closing. You see friends and family members come down with cancer. Your role models and heroes from when you were a kid are dying. You become invisible to any woman under the age of 35. It's strange because mentally you feel like you're still young . You have a few aches and pains. But nothing serious. You can still get around. But it's only a matter of time before that window is completely shut. Your children are growing up. Soon becoming, if not already, adults. Fucking sucks, man.

I think about dying every day. When I was a kid I forecasted I was going to die in 2025. And here we are. So I think about it if not every hour at least a few times a day. It's an awful mindset, but you can't get away from it.
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!
 
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