Things that laughable public figure Patrick S. Tomlinson hasn't abandoned

[DrSteveCarlisi]

He apparently has stopped cheating at half-marathons and posting pics of himself at the gym. And we all know he abandoned his daughter and more recently his claims of being a professional stand-up comedian. But people often overlook the sizable list of things he hasn’t abandoned, like:

-Deep love for his first, better wife
-His hatred of children, child
-Deep-seated insecurity
-His claims of always being right
-Being a pathological liar
-Threats that appear violent but are actually impotent
-Wasting police resources
-Frivolous lawsuits
-Being a shitty landlord who has to be sued into action (Ironic, no?)
-Living (and traveling) on the government dole
-Embarrassing everyone who’s ever been associated with him
-Responding to absolutely everything
-Flickering between crying and bullying on Twitter
-Viewing this forum hourly
-His publisher (they abandoned him, so that’s a technicality)
-Being the source of all of his own troubles
-Daily bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll

What's some o' them other things he hasn't abandoned?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You can't post gym selfies if you stop going to the gym.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

You can't post gym selfies if you stop going to the gym.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

-Breakfast corn
-Posting hideous selfies of his journey from skinnyfat nerd to obese piglike creature.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

You can't post gym selfies if you stop going to the gym.

It's clear by his current weight he's even gotten too lazy to walk up to the attic and take selfies with all the unused workout equipment stored up there.

Sucks to suck.

 

[SFWA liaison]

yeah he doesn't post selfies anymore that's a shame

there's an election coming up in a few days, hoping he posts one with his "vote" shirt that accentuates his bitch tits

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Unprotected, receptive anal sex from niggers.

 

[guest]

Anyone who doesn't like kids is a sociopath. That's the biggest red flag for me when determining if someone is a piece of shit.

 

[Will Tate]

His phone number.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's so ridiculous that he pretends to be some sort of good, moral person, yet he threatened to fly to the HQ of Twitter over his fucking Twitter account, and ultimately got lawyers involved. Over a Twitter account.

NONE of that energy has been expended towards getting his daughter to be a part of his life. She's just a prop to be used on occasion for Twitter Likes, or to continue the narrative of Patrick, The Eternal Victim.

Make mistake, bitch - Annabelle WILL know about all of this.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Anyone who doesn't like kids is a sociopath. That's the biggest red flag for me when determining if someone is a piece of shit.

What if they're black kids?

 

[guest]

It's so ridiculous that he pretends to be some sort of good, moral person

-Wastes 6 figures of other people's money on a frivolous lawsuit
- Tried to take BDA to court because he called him a fag
- Staged a fake crime
- Is a fake SJW who makes jokes at the trans community's expense
- thinks rape and murder is an appropriate reaction to trolling
- Abandoned his flesh and blood
- Has TDS and threatens to murder people for their politics
- threatens murder and gun violence regularly

I could keep going with examples, but I think I've made my point. Fucking Hitler was a more good and moral person that Patrick Tomlinson is.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

- Meatloaf

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

- Meatloaf

Make no mistake about it. He is the meatiest of loafs.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

It's so ridiculous that he pretends to be some sort of good, moral person