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Things Patrick will be doing this Christmas other than spending time with family

HotDogJoe

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  1. Burning a beef wellington and posting it on social media for 10 likes
  2. Hysterically live tweeting about the launch of the James Webb Space Telescope on Christmas eve
  3. Using the holiday season as an excuse to get hammered every single day (I know he does that anyway)
  4. Continue to fatten himself with Christmas food and drink
  5. Another Christmas passes where he's no part of his daughter's life

Meanwhile, Jon Snyder will be watching his kids unwrap presents around the fire. Just a wholesome family Christmas.

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