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Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Andy Elliott

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Could it be “Prato 850”?

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SERIOUS CALLS ONLY

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Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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"a first time gig at a high end restaurant in Commack"

No "high end" [sic] restaurant on earth would have a one-man cover band playing loudly while people are trying to eat their meals. Not even one on Long Island.
How funny would it be if he was telling the truth and he had gigs at some Michelin-starred restaurant
 
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The restaurant was kind enough to let him play on a night when any self-respecting person would be home with their family or at least out at a bar catching up with old friends.

Side note: nobody wants to hear an old man play Stray Cat Strut solo on an acoustic guitar, nor would anyone need to make that soulful d-bag face while playing it. Also it’s a Stray Cats song, kinda easy to infer from the title if you’re not a retard.
 

Andy Elliott

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I planted the seed at Prato 850. Didn’t go all in but just told them to be aware of racist Joseph cumia.

I would appreciate it if someone could follow up, perhaps a concerned veteran who is upset that Joseph Cumia is going around lying about his service to get better tips. Happily offer the DD214 as evidence.

The restaurant manager sounded so disgusted when I mentioned he is an alleged pedophile
 
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It always makes me laugh when Joe tries to pretend he's a respected, capable, talented, professional musician with a whole special system, and not just a fat blowhard who strums and brays along to pre-recorded music tracks for fifty bucks a night. Imagine being there and watching Joe fall to pieces when his stupid equipment failed. It must have been hilarious.
 
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