here's hoping he ends up in a wheelchair and married to a Space Princess..
also, does that make Kevin Brennan his Magneto?.....
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Thin Bobby almost looks human now
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also, does that make Kevin Brennan his Magneto?.....
Magneto is the gay one so yeah probably.
whenever I hear the X-Men Animated show's theme song, I will think of Kevin Brennen punching Bobby Kelly in the face and that "Chevy Chase at Wallyworld" thing happens
Next fat will be his last
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Hopefully he resembles him in the legs after an accident.
I broke my knee man!
I broke my knee man!
I broke my knee man!
I broke my knee dude
Also it fucks up your stomach, at least it used to. Totally fucked up my moms ability to absorb vitamins and later booze.
Both the sleeve and bypass permanently screw you up. I would love actual facts and not (((statistics))) about weight loss surgery success rates. Steve C used to complain like crazy about stomach complications from his surgery.
Ouch, that sounds tough. I hope he is doing better now.
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He also refused to quit drinking carbonated beverages. But it’s true that there are a lot of horror stories about how much it screws with you.
It’s almost as if taking a shortcut instead of learning new life skills isn’t always a good idea.
Yes he's going to need that surgical shit to fix it. They are going to use the excess skin to build weather balloons to attack china with
To be fair didn't Steve C eat shit he wasn't supposed to after it? I remember them ragging on him for it.
I’m drunk but besides Colin, and maybe Vos, Bobby is the only comedian associated with the show who I would be genuinely bummed about dying. Was fucking great on the radio between his appearances and the countless references he brought to the show. His standup is ok too. Isn’t a soul sucking fucking leech like Jim and actually stood up for Louis. I pray this fat mess doesn’t go the way of Ralphie May just yet.
DUUUUUUDEEE YAGATCHA FUCKIN GASTRIC SLEEVE SURGERY YA GATCHA FUCKINNN 5 FIGYA GLASSES AND BOOM DUDE YA LOOKIN LIKE A FUCKIN RAWKSSTAH
DUUUUUUDEEE YAGATCHA FUCKIN GASTRIC SLEEVE SURGERY YA GATCHA FUCKINNN 5 FIGYA GLASSES AND BOOM DUDE YA LOOKIN LIKE A FUCKIN RAWKSSTAH
My phone port was messed up so I was listening to my stand up cd’s driving to work a few weeks ago. Bob had a joke about jerking off to girls you fucked where he says, “you hate me but I’m still fucking you.” Got my ribs pretty damn good.
It's cheating, nigga. It's a surgical intervention for something that boils down to will power and discipline.
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Undoubtedly cheating.
Great job, Bobby, ya big less fat pig.