There's these ducks I keep seeing on my property

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's four male mallards. I thought it was weird that they're all male so I looked it up and apparently after the mating season, the males leave the bitches to deal with everything and they just fuck off and hang with their bros all summer long. I've never noticed that, but it's hilarious. These four guys show up as the sun's going down and just walk around my yard bullshitting for a bit and then they fly even further away from water. I wonder what they're doing right now. Probably buying coke or something.

 

[chiquita banana]

I picture you looking like the guy from Clerks, not the went on to be a director but the other guy lol

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I picture you looking like the guy from Clerks, not the went on to be a director but the other guy lol

Dante? The main whiney fag guy? Fuck you.

 

[captain_kamala]

Rape them before they rape you

 

[Turry]

Duck eat pretty good. Get a pellet rifle and some blueburries

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Duck eat pretty good. Get a pellet rifle and some blueburries

I'd only kill them in self defense but duck is pretty much like the best kind of meat. I still haven't tried bald eagle yet though.

 

[Minawstard]

I'd only kill them in self defense but duck is pretty much like the best kind of meat. I still haven't tried bald eagle yet though.

Ducks are a funny animal

It's like eating Jerry Lewis, would you eat Jerry Lewis?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ducks are a funny animal

It's like eating Jerry Lewis, would you eat Jerry Lewis?

Dean Martin probably ate Jerry Lewis' ass.

I do like ducks though. One followed my buddy and me through a park one time and got in the car with us so we took it to his mom's farm and it never left.

 

[Minawstard]

Dean Martin probably ate Jerry Lewis' ass.

 

[aRTie02150]

They like eating peas.

You show them a bowl of peas, you'll have a bunch of duck friends.

 

[Turry]

I'd only kill them in self defense but duck is pretty much like the best kind of meat. I still haven't tried bald eagle yet though.

Don't eat predators; the meat sucks. Kill one of those fucking rapists and eat it.

 

[Turry]

They like eating peas.

You show them a bowl of peas, you'll have a bunch of duck friends.

The "P" is for "pellet" and they like one right in the fawkin brainpan

 

[Minawstard]

Don't eat predators; the meat sucks. Kill one of those fucking rapists and eat it.

Youre small enough to ride a medium sized mallard across Canada

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They like eating peas.

You show them a bowl of peas, you'll have a bunch of duck friends.

It'd be pretty sweet if I could have a little frat of rape ducks following me when I go kayaking and shit

 

[Phish]

Don't eat predators; the meat sucks. Kill one of those fucking rapists and eat it.

Bald eagles are disgusting. I frequently see them eating rotting deer asshole first. They should be exterminated. Most non american bird i can think of. More like Somalians IMO.

 

[DMbA]

fucking rapists

The only rapist I know is Dan Mullen

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bald eagles are disgusting. I frequently see them eating rotting deer asshole first. They should be exterminated. Most non american bird i can think of. More like Somalians IMO.

When I start my bald eagle meat farm I'm gonna feed them like chickens. They're gonna taste fuckin nice, I'm telling you. I'm gonna make them stumpier and meatier.

 

[Turry]

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When I start my bald eagle meat farm I'm gonna feed them like chickens. They're gonna taste fuckin nice, I'm telling you. I'm gonna make them stumpier and meatier.

I call them @MYTHCHILD eagles

He's BALD

 

[Phish]

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I call them @MYTHCHILD eagles

He's BALD

About as tall as a bald eagle too

 

[Turry]

About as tall as a bald eagle too

That don’t make him a bad person