There's only one reason why Pat replaces lizard after lizard.

[RobertMewler]

It's because Adrienne has one. Buying the same kind of lizard maintains an imagined connection to the one woman he's ever been, and continues to be, in love with.

He'll tell you he doesn't love her anymore but it's a lie, of course. A lie he tells everyone, but more importantly to himself. A lie he continues to tell himself to this day.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Reminder that his entire drive for trying to become famous through sci fi/stand up/punditry was to make Adrienne regret leaving him. It was the reason he created his 'Get Angry. Stay Angry' playlist too.

He's fat.

 

[guest]

And when she left Patrick, he couldn't afford a place where you can have dogs. So Adrienne "re-homed" the dogs against Patrick's wishes. She's awesome

 

[BillKlacks]

You people are fucked up

 

[RobertMewler]

You people are fucked up

The show has passed you by.. sniff.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why does hers look big and healthy and his all look tiny and malnourished?

Thank fuck she paid a guy with a woodchipper to dispose of those dogs instead of letting Pat abuse them. Seriously, consider the state of his 3 year old cat. Mewler is disheveled and fucked up looking like my 20 year old cat right before I put him down.

 

[BudDickman]

Reminder that his entire drive for trying to become famous through sci fi/stand up/punditry was to make Adrienne regret leaving him. It was the reason he created his 'Get Angry. Stay Angry' playlist too.

He's fat.

Actually, he was trying to become a writer while he was with Adrienne. I think his delusional fantasies about fame are what drove her into the arms and onto the lap of another man.

 

[Harry Powell]

Oh. I thought he kept pulling a Richard Gere with them

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

3 year old cat

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Better second wife... nice projection pig. You ruined your chance with the only decent person that ever opened her legs for you. Die fat and divorced a second time over it faggot

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I was thinking a different reason. But wouldn't gerbils be cheaper?

 

[Snake]

Why does hers look big and healthy and his all look tiny and malnourished?

They eat bugs and meat. They can't survive on gunt cheese.

 

[Mike Glyer]

They eat bugs and meat. They can't survive on gunt cheese.

Guarantee that thing goes days or even weeks without eating because piggy doesn't need a zany social media pic with it and forgets it exists.