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There's no greater evidence of Patrick being fully retarded than his decision to call Josiah back after the big reveal

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Shinkle bout it for a second - If he'd just hung up after Josiah dropped the legendary line and left it at that, he'd have completely denied us a satisfying conclusion to the Apostlegate saga. Yes the first 4 calls were good and proved what a gullible moron he is but they weren't comparable to the masterpiece that is tape 5.

I guess what I'm saying here is that Patrick is obese.
 

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He was just coming in an out of building with a lot of steel. Must have missed with the signal.

The fact that he thought it was some genius plan to pretend the phone dropped out so he could call back and record Josiah without him suspecting.

What a complete fucking mong of a human being.
 
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The fact that he thought it was some genius plan to pretend the phone dropped out so he could call back and record Josiah without him suspecting.

What a complete fucking mong of a human being.
His first reaction was like when Carmela hung up on Tony's drunk dialing Russian slut. A womanly panicked reaction. He probably gasped. He had a few more drinks to steady his nerves and then he called back feigning cool detachment. His genius plan was to fire back with "the problem is sweetie is that we already knew that." That was the line he had prepared for when Josiah revealed (again) that he had been taken for a four phone call months long ride. Unfortunately for him he's very stupid and his pre-arranged riposte was to what Josiah had already said to him 15 minutes or whatever earlier. That he's a fat faggot with bitch tits. That's the line he should've had a retort to. Instead (like Josiah said later) he threw him a sweet alley-oop.
 
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Never forget that the angriest he got during that call (and by some distance) was when Josiah mocked his academic success (or lack of it) at school. Not being called a fat faggot, not having his wife insulted, not having his character called into question. No. Just the simple reminder that he is a retard who failed classes that most people of average intelligence can do no work for, cram the night before the exam and cruise through with a C in.
 
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And by the way, you weren't the only person. (I still have no idea what he meant by this half a sentence)
Neither did he. He was utterly flummoxed and words were just falling out of his snout. As the rest of that call clearly demonstrated, he can't think on his trotters or even have anything approaching a real exchange with another person. It's all scolding matron templates (You do not get to talk little one etc) and weird gay shit like Shhhh little infant baby child. He is a broken moron.
 

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The best part of the whole Josiah saga is you know he bragged to anyone with ears at Hooligans about how he’s having this huge story done on him and will be a bid deal once it comes out. He purposely made sure he was at hooligans for the calls (including the big bitch tits reveal) just so he could humble brag about the calls “oh excuse me, I have to take this call hooligans bar staff, it’s the Huffington Post…” and so forth.

If he was a normal person he would never go to Hooligans ever again out of severe embarrassment. Of course my favorite Pat is zero self awareness Pat so he keeps going while all the staff laugh at him since his big Huff Post story was a hoax.
 
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The best part of the whole Josiah saga is you know he bragged to anyone with ears at Hooligans about how he’s having this huge story done on him and will be a bid deal once it comes out. He purposely made sure he was at hooligans for the calls (including the big bitch tits reveal) just so he could humble brag about the calls “oh excuse me, I have to take this call hooligans bar staff, it’s the Huffington Post…” and so forth.

If he was a normal person he would never go to Hooligans ever again out of severe embarrassment. Of course my favorite Pat is zero self awareness Pat so he keeps going while all the staff laugh at him since his big Huff Post story was a hoax.
Plus the BDA thing, the trump fax, gofundme, constant phone calls..

I can't even tell you how many reservations and emails I've sent them myself (or have I brinton?) And he is still no shame at all.

I'm almost jealous he has that ability
 

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And by the way, you weren't the only person. (I still have no idea what he meant by this half a sentence)

Two possibilities,

Someone else was doing something similar (pranking pat in the same way)

Someone else figured it out (figured out pat was being duped)

I think it was a veiled threat that the “authorities” had also figured out that it was a prank (thanks to pat of course) and this convo was just leading Josiah further into a honey pot
 

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Neither did he. He was utterly flummoxed and words were just falling out of his snout. As the rest of that call clearly demonstrated, he can't think on his trotters or even have anything approaching a real exchange with another person. It's all scolding matron templates (You do not get to talk little one etc) and weird gay shit like Shhhh little infant baby child. He is a broken moron.
He’s never been able to handle any conflict or situation which is why he turned into some weirdo while thinking he’s a big tough guy. Same reason why he messed up that threat on the staking podcast of that “if I ever do see any them” jumble. He’s avoided conflict his whole life because he mentally can’t handle it and comes off like a psycho. It’s why he won’t debate anyone and turned Shapiro down. He knows he would fall apart instantly.
 
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If he was a normal person he would never go to Hooligans ever again out of severe embarrassment. Of course my favorite Pat is zero self awareness Pat so he keeps going while all the staff laugh at him since his big Huff Post story was a hoax.
I bet he lied to them about it. He'll make up some story that he thinks sounds plausible. The atalkers sent death threats to HuffPo so they cancelled it. They're still working on it. I didn't like how I was portrayed so I put a stop to it. Something.

I wonder if any of the employees at Hooligans ever visited the Apostlegate site and know the truth. Every time he lies about something, they all just look at each other with that knowing glance. They know you're a fraud, Rick. You're a laughingstock when you're not there.
 

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Two possibilities,

Someone else was doing something similar (pranking pat in the same way)

Someone else figured it out (figured out pat was being duped)

I think it was a veiled threat that the “authorities” had also figured out that it was a prank (thanks to pat of course) and this convo was just leading Josiah further into a honey pot


I think he was just implying that he “knew” the mole was also fake, but yet he still emailed him hours later demanding an explanation. Stupid, little, infant, child that he is.
 
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Pat was planning on confronting Josiah. Josiah knew his time was up and went on the offensive, clocking the Pig in the gunt so he didn't know what to do. What resulted was 30 minutes of Pat making an utter and complete faggot of himself for thousands of people's amusement.
 
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If Reddit people explained, can anyone clarify what exactly happens if someone calls Pat out of the blue right now? Does he just let the phone ring and not answer? Does he rudely stop the call? Is another 30 minute conversation impossible?
Well the thing... the problem with that, sweetie, is that we already figured that out.

And by the way, you weren't the only person. (I still have no idea what he meant by this half a sentence)
I made a full transcript of the Josiah Tape 5 here:

[URL]https://zerobin.net/?8a38ce5ff2a06ae6#qTcFvAjk6FKgG7uxJ3ALcSMbjvxDcF/tUO5fVJ6oXfM=[/URL]

J: Okay, I was just going to say that I spoke to my supervisor about getting in contact with you, um, she says that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits so we're going to have to cancel the article.

P: Oooh! Well, the thing-- the problem with that, sweetie, is that we already figured that out.

J: You already figured out that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?

P: No, we already figured out that you're a complete posing liar, and by the way you weren't the only person.

J: Oh, okay, is that why you did like two hours of interviews with me? You're just that intelligent?

P: Hmmpf. [Pauses for a few seconds.] Yes, child.


I think Pat means he and his lawyer (or his wife, as he tends to bizarrely include her in "we") figured out Josiah is not the only participant/perpetrator of the hoax. I assume that's a reference to figuring out the fake OnA mole.
 

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Plus the BDA thing, the trump fax, gofundme, constant phone calls..

I can't even tell you how many reservations and emails I've sent them myself (or have I brinton?) And he is still no shame at all.

I'm almost jealous he has that ability
There’s a couple bars near me I go to and one night I drank a little more than usual. I didn’t do anything stupid like start a fight, fall down, drop / knock over drinks but I was most likely louder than usual and probably a little obnoxious and that shame kept me away for a couple months. Pat on the other hand is shameless and doesn’t understand how big of an ass he is to the staff at hooligans to the point you know they hate him when he comes in and laugh about him in the back.
 

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I bet he lied to them about it. He'll make up some story that he thinks sounds plausible. The atalkers sent death threats to HuffPo so they cancelled it. They're still working on it. I didn't like how I was portrayed so I put a stop to it. Something.

I wonder if any of the employees at Hooligans ever visited the Apostlegate site and know the truth. Every time he lies about something, they all just look at each other with that knowing glance. They know you're a fraud, Rick. You're a laughingstock when you're not there.
I’m sure he lied and made up some cover but the staff knows he’s full of shit. He probably oinked about it for weeks to the staff, he really thought he was finally going to become famous - the thing he’s been obsessed with since Ade left him - even though Josiah didn’t have a valid Huff Post email. He suffers from severe delusions to the point he will believe anything he tells himself even though reality disagrees.
 
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