There's a Lena Dunham type on the train this morning that just reeks of celery

[Dummy Gaynuts]

How does that happen? I guess it beats "cat piss" and "gross hairy bush" which she probably also stinks of

 

[Meownaw]

You sure it isn't Lena Dunham?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You sure it isn't Lena Dunham?

It might be an ugly friend of hers

 

[Chapel]

How does that happen? I guess it beats "cat piss" and "gross hairy bush" which she probably also stinks of

Probably her unwashed gash

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Probably her unwashed gash

With all due respect, I've been nose level with some gross gals and it didn't smell like celery

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love celery and I honestly can't even really think of what it smells like. Or my sense of smell is fucked from smoking.

 

[Chapel]

With all due respect, I've been nose level with some gross gals and it didn't smell like celery

Depends on whether its lefty vegan gash