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There's a goddamn fisher on my property

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Go out there and fuck it's ass up
My buddy has traps but I'm always afraid of killing someone's cat or some shit. I am gonna have to kill this thing though. I'd almost prefer a bear. Like I never know where the cocksucker is and it could pretty well be anywhere at any time. I feel like the fucker's gonna drop out of a tree and fuck my poor old dog right in front of me.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

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My buddy has traps but I'm always afraid of killing someone's cat or some shit. I am gonna have to kill this thing though. I'd almost prefer a bear. Like I never know where the cocksucker is and it could pretty well be anywhere at any time. I feel like the fucker's gonna drop out of a tree and fuck my poor old dog right in front of me.
Maybe use a live trap in case you catch the wrong thing. If you get the fisher you can stab it through the cage
 

CuntFucker .

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My buddy has traps but I'm always afraid of killing someone's cat or some shit. I am gonna have to kill this thing though. I'd almost prefer a bear. Like I never know where the cocksucker is and it could pretty well be anywhere at any time. I feel like the fucker's gonna drop out of a tree and fuck my poor old dog right in front of me.
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Stent

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Maybe there's a tiny little redheaded girl around who can protect you. There's only one of them and she's able to handle two so it shouldn't be a big deal.

 
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