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MasterPosHonor

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Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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You faggots can hate all you want, @stu Lightning and myself are gonna have a great time
No one told you? After he accidentally doxxed himself, known rapist, human trafficker, podcaster, terrorist and pedophile, Daniel W Mullen, infiltrated the special needs charity he worked with. He hasn’t been heard from since. Such a shame. He could have had the clerks 2 poster signed.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Honestly? He should be doing shit like this, instead of trying to make new movies.

He's fucking horrible. Maybe revisiting his old stuff and just resting on his laurels can put him back in his old nerdy head space. Which was the only time he truly shined.

He used to be a "nerd," meaning he was obsessed with dorky stuff and committed to it. He's not a "nerd" anymore, now he's an annoying corny fucking loser.

You gotta love how Randal turns this shit down every single time, but Dante is right there for every single comic con signing. He's ALL fucking in. God bless that guy. He's not in it for a quick buck, he genuinely appreciates the attention.

I remember reading once that Jeff Anderson had a voice over deal for Taco Bell for a time, I think the catch phrase was "Want Some?" This is over on your side of the world, so I've never seen it myself, but I've read it a few times. But again, 16, don't know dick about Kevin Smith.

Speaking of, has a short term Hollywood wunderkind ever had so many good scripts that never got produced, all because of his own self loathing? I've read Smith's Superman Lives script, it's actually great, but Warner has been a mess since the 90's, he was never getting that project to run on his own, not with Mallrats bombing. His Green Hornet script was actually good too, but he chickened out of directing, all because he never fucking learned the different kinds of lenses - which is why I took Bruce Willis' side on Cop Out.

And that fat fuck can't use the "I'm a dialogue director" excuse. Tarantino is one of those, but he can block fucking shots.
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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I remember reading once that Jeff Anderson had a voice over deal for Taco Bell for a time, I think the catch phrase was "Want Some?" This is over on your side of the world, so I've never seen it myself, but I've read it a few times. But again, 16, don't know dick about Kevin Smith.

Speaking of, has a short term Hollywood wunderkind ever had so many good scripts that never got produced, all because of his own self loathing? I've read Smith's Superman Lives script, it's actually great, but Warner has been a mess since the 90's, he was never getting that project to run on his own, not with Mallrats bombing. His Green Hornet script was actually good too, but he chickened out of directing, all because he never fucking learned the different kinds of lenses - which is why I took Bruce Willis' side on Cop Out.

And that fat fuck can't use the "I'm a dialogue director" excuse. Tarantino is one of those, but he can block fucking shots.

20 years ago I pictured Kevin Smith having the career James Gunn ended up with. Should have been the perfect director for any comic book movie heavy on humor, if only he was not a lazy fuck.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Would, but wouldn’t brag or anything

Look, call me biased, but I heard the whole story about how he met his wife - dumb cunt made it public and mass produced on his first spoken word DVD. He thought it was some funny and cute story, but it was neither: he got a girl due to his current fame, and went all Tim Burton/Rob Zombie by putting her in every fucking movie he made since like she was some Jersey 10.

She's a Polish 5, at best. Most likely a 4, and the 5 is if she doesn't show her Bababooey teeth.
 
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