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There seriously is no God

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Yes, it's real. No, I don't know how much it is, I'm too depressed at it's existence to even look.

Former Fat Fuck is going to be crying the whole cruise, I guarantee it. Just hope he wears a Rock Coat.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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Yes, it's real. No, I don't know how much it is, I'm too depressed at it's existence to even look.

Former Fat Fuck is going to be crying the whole cruise, I guarantee it. Just hope he wears a Rock Coat.
Id pay good money for the opportunity to fling his daughter into shark infested waters
 
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Yes, it's real. No, I don't know how much it is, I'm too depressed at it's existence to even look.

Former Fat Fuck is going to be crying the whole cruise, I guarantee it. Just hope he wears a Rock Coat.
The most interesting person in the universe couldn’t justify hosting 6 podcasts in 4 days, let alone Kevin Smith. How much blubbering over Marvel movies and talking about weed can one man do?
 

wbgreen

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I’m pleased to say I’ve never watched a single Kevin Smith movie. I think I watched Dogma but fortunately I don’t remember anything about it.

It was completely incomprehensible to me as a non-Catholic. Jewish comics do a good job of explaining things along the way so a goy audience can follow along, like a Woody Allen movie or a Larry David show.

Catholics just assume everyone has had the same 12 years of Catholic schooling and knows all the levels of that fucking church.
 

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Honestly? He should be doing shit like this, instead of trying to make new movies.

He's fucking horrible. Maybe revisiting his old stuff and just resting on his laurels can put him back in his old nerdy head space. Which was the only time he truly shined.

He used to be a "nerd," meaning he was obsessed with dorky stuff and committed to it. He's not a "nerd" anymore, now he's an annoying corny fucking loser.

You gotta love how Randal turns this shit down every single time, but Dante is right there for every single comic con signing. He's ALL fucking in. God bless that guy. He's not in it for a quick buck, he genuinely appreciates the attention.
 

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Honestly? He should be doing shit like this, instead of trying to make new movies.

He's fucking horrible. Maybe revisiting his old stuff and just resting on his laurels can put him back in his old nerdy head space. Which was the only time he truly shined.

He used to be a "nerd," meaning he was obsessed with dorky stuff and committed to it. He's not a "nerd" anymore, now he's an annoying corny fucking loser.

You gotta love how Randal turns this shit down every single time, but Dante is right there for every single comic con signing. He's ALL fucking in. God bless that guy. He's not in it for a quick buck, he genuinely appreciates the attention.

@DMAN, I think this is all the Dante actor has. You never see him in anything else.

Randall got a long running Taco Bell deal and some other things, though nothing spectacular.

The only one to transcend Smith's bullshit world of cinema was Jason Lee, which is why you rarely see him around.

I seriously think the MST3K crew have had a better long term career than Kevin Smith's retarded version of The Mercury Theater Company.
 

DMAN

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@DMAN, I think this is all the Dante actor has. You never see him in anything else.

Of course... But that doesn't change the fact that he's gung ho. He doesn't self-hate and try to be more than what he is (Danny Ross syndrome)

Randall got a long running Taco Bell deal and some other things, though nothing spectacular.

Wtf? When? Don't remember that.

The only one to transcend Smith's bullshit world of cinema was Jason Lee, which is why you rarely see him around.

Jason Lee is always doing cameos in Smith's horrible new movies. He also became really famous for a while there, no idea what happened.
 
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