There literally isn't a single person in Patrick's sphere whose life isn't a trainwreck or who isn't severely retarded

[guest]

Eric - Pedo defender, loser, in his 50s and lives in a shack despite having no kids, sister is a prostitute

Shane Nokes - Raped by a butterknife, unemployed, scams the taxpayer for disability, obsessed with Mountain Dew, crowning achievement is being in the credits of a video game nobody cares about, obese.

Jon Frimann - Virgin, autistic, on disability, proudly admits that he possesses 300+ gigabytes of pornography, likely pedophile.

Jackie Singh - Obese, unemployed, $100,000+ in debt to the IRS/credit card companies, lost custody of her child, sucks at doxxing, ugly shitskin, first husband was gay, involuntarily discharged from the military, lost her security clearance, unable to have a permanent income or address because creditors will show up and take everything, lives off her bf's mommy and daddy while likely fucking other men while he tries to sell NFTs.

Dominic Franchetti - 460 pound man who raped a 6 year old girl. Both Patrick and Hildeman shrug their shoulders when they are informed/reminded of this

Oh, and last but not least:

Spoiler: Spoiler

Made you look again, Hildy!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

His little brother seems to be doing exceptionally well.

 

[Brooke Shields]

What about John Gibney, he's a lawyer or something. I have no idea who the random Jackie faildoxes names are but Gibney is something

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Shane Nokes - Raped by a butterknife, unemployed, scams the taxpayer for disability, obsessed with Mountain Dew, crowning achievement is being in the credits of a video game nobody cares about, obese.

Realistically who has had a bigger impact on the video game industry: Shane Nokes or Danny Ross?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Unsure if I feel elated about legitimately not knowing any of these people or tha fawken show past me by. sniff

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

To think if Joe never gave Opie that tape, none of this would have unfolded.

 

[warchief1978]

Dont forget pennyeater.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Realistically who has had a bigger impact on the video game industry: Shane Nokes or Danny Ross?

Taking in-game screenshots is what I understand to be a top-level, well-respected craft, where you don't need to work side-hustles (like bartending or selling printout artwork) to make a living.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

To think if Joe never gave Opie that tape, none of this would have unfolded.

We are forever indebted to Brother Joe. Patposting also goes back to that very day.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

To think if Joe never gave Opie that tape, none of this would have unfolded.

Personally, I lay the blame squarely on OJ.