Theory

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Patrick lost his hand in a motorcycle accident and the doctors surgically attached the possessed hand of Jeffrey Dahmer, which has a mind of it's own. The hand types all the shit in the texts and on Twitter, the hand turns black babies into sausage and the hand shot Bernell Trammell.

You need to cut the hand off, Pat. It's the only way to stop the killing.

 

[captain_kamala]

omg abe
your avatar
it has me DEAD
can i get an autographed pic?

 

[HotDogJoe]

Fact - Pat's fat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

omg abe
your avatar
it has me DEAD
can i get an autographed pic?

Thanks, doll. It's a very expensive Stent Feznor joint. And you sure can:

IOU one personalized signed photo.

 

[captain_kamala]

Thanks, doll. It's a very expensive Stent Feznor joint. And you sure can:

IOU one personalized signed photo.

stent made mine too you're not the only rich one flexing around here. but thanks babe.

 

[Brooke Shields]

he definitely didnt inherit his torso

 

[ChildlessHambino]

I haven’t seen any evidence refuting your claims

 

[guest]

Patrick lost his hand in a motorcycle accident and the doctors surgically attached the possessed hand of Jeffrey Dahmer, which has a mind of it's own. The hand types all the shit in the texts and on Twitter, the hand turns black babies into sausage and the hand shot Bernell Trammell.

You need to cut the hand off, Pat. It's the only way to stop the killing.

There was a movie a while back called Idle Hands where the kids hands got possessed and he killed people.

The problem with either of these theories is that possessed hands in and of themselves don't make you a fat faggot with bitch tits. Rick has only himself to blame for that.

 

[bovinebrain]

So you mean to tell me they were HIDING Dahmer’s hands at AREA 51? And then they used the surgical force of the HAARP machine to attach them onto Patrick’s arms? And the hands have powers of MIND CONTROL? I’d betcha the hands were preserved and cloned on PLUM ISLAND!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

There was a movie a while back called Idle Hands where the kids hands got possessed and he killed people.

The problem with either of these theories is that possessed hands in and of themselves don't make you a fat faggot with bitch tits. Rick has only himself to blame for that.

Jessica Alba was hot as FUCK in that movie

 

[guest]

So you mean to tell me they were HIDING Dahmer’s hands at AREA 51? And then they used the surgical force of the HAARP machine to attach them onto Patrick’s arms? And the hands have powers of MIND CONTROL? I’d betcha the hands were preserved and cloned on PLUM ISLAND!

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[guest]

Jessica Alba was hot as FUCK in that movie

Yep. I'd lick her funhole.

 

[ActionJackson]

Patrick lost his hand in a motorcycle accident and the doctors surgically attached the possessed hand of Jeffrey Dahmer, which has a mind of it's own. The hand types all the shit in the texts and on Twitter, the hand turns black babies into sausage and the hand shot Bernell Trammell.

You need to cut the hand off, Pat. It's the only way to stop the killing.

Nah, if PorkRick had Dahmer's possessed hands he'd be a much better person than he is. Gotta fawkin' remember that Dahmer is way less of a piece of shit and a faggot than the pigman.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fatrick rode his tranny trike and caught the Gary Busey disease. It's like AIDS for your brain.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fatrick rode his tranny trike and caught the Gary Busey disease. It's like AIDS for your brain.

One of my best friends went down hard like 4 years ago and has since made a ton of crazy stupid and impulsive, nonsense decisions and pretty much ruined his life. I'm gonna start using "Gary Busey disease" as I have also adopted "lawyerette" to minimize my girlfriend's career. You coin a lot of funny phrases and I get to use them to be mean to people and come off like I made them up.

 

[CuntFucker .]

he definitely didnt inherit his torso

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What the heck kind of hospital is that?!

 

[Stent]

We need Christopher Scarver on this forum. We're going to have to bust out Kuhn and Scarver then deploy them for one final mission.