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Just piss and shit in the bag you fucking crippled faggot. WHAT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
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I like the idea of a colostomy bag for convenience and pranks*, but I'm not sure I want to go through the surgery. I'm working on a special diaper with a tube that connects to an external shitbag. PATENT PENDING!
*In middle school my buddy's uncle had to have a 'bag for a bit. One day I was at his house playing playstation, Uncle pops his head in the door. "Hey boys, having fun?" and I hear a distinct click. "Yeah, we're having fun." "Okay, you keep it up." Another click, and he walks off to another room.
We didn't realize he'd unsealed the bag from his gut and probably squeezed it a little to get the fumes out before closing it. Ten seconds later, the whiff of unfiltered gut-shit fills the room and we both nearly puke. I bet the neighbors could hear the uncle laughing his ass off. PFG bit, guy was a Real Ass Dude
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*In middle school my buddy's uncle had to have a 'bag for a bit. One day I was at his house playing playstation, Uncle pops his head in the door. "Hey boys, having fun?" and I hear a distinct click. "Yeah, we're having fun." "Okay, you keep it up." Another click, and he walks off to another room.
We didn't realize he'd unsealed the bag from his gut and probably squeezed it a little to get the fumes out before closing it. Ten seconds later, the whiff of unfiltered gut-shit fills the room and we both nearly puke. I bet the neighbors could hear the uncle laughing his ass off. PFG bit, guy was a Real Ass Dude
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Lessons learned from a crippled comatose sister (or sista as you people say)
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She's off the ventilator now and somehow didn't sever her spinal cord despite breaking her skull clean off her neck. Still sleeping but they're pretty optimistic that she'll come around.