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It takes about an hour to install including cleaning and it's cheap. Just blast your ass for 15 seconds with a little TP after just to dry up. No mess. They have ones with a second nozzle aimed up higher for the ladies too.
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Theory: You don't need toilet paper if you own a $30 bidet attachment
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Admin sold to Dan and Flavia is looking for feces to consume.
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You'll start to hate shitting outside your home, normal toilets feel primitive and disgusting. You have to convince your friends and family to buy then too so you can bidet shit anywhere. Less shit stains for Flavia to clean off too.
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Did you already forget chink flu?
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As soon as the media said I could. I only care about the dangerous super power Russia now.
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I’m all in wit da fawkin’ bidets. People were panic buying TP during covid while I was super soakering my keister like a true brotherman.
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How do those work with my hemorrhoids blocking half of my hole?
My switch to dirty diaper wearing has been a disaster
My switch to dirty diaper wearing has been a disaster
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One of the best purchases I've ever made. It's paid for itself so many times over, especially since I bought it before the gook flu. One of those giant packs of toilet paper lasts me like 6 months.
Shifting your weight around in kind of a circular motion is enough movement to get the whole area cleaned. The roids will eventually disappear because you're not constantly irritating the area with toilet paper and the cool water helps ease inflammation too.
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You are supposed to use a clean diaper no matter what the diaper kabal says.
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I am an advocate of cleaner assholes across the board but I wonder if this is just another form of class warfare.
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mine probably took 15 mins to install. the aversion some people show to it are always dumbasses who seem to think it involves a device going inside their asshole & are afraid it will confirm their latent homosexuality. it’s a stream of water, idiot. would you wash shit from your hands if some rubbed off during a wipe? same concept. try to wrap your fag mind around it. if your car was caked with mud, do you think wiping it clean with a napkin would work? the same principle applies to your filthy shithole. i’m tired of the stigma. bidet is the only way. what’s even more disgusting about a dry wipe are the brands of tp that easily disintegrate & leave little residue rollies behind. your asshole might as well be a truck stop bathroom at that point. hideous, unsanitary & unhygienic. big TP has everyone’s minds fucked. wet wipes are even worse imo