THEORY: Pat used up all of the luck in his lifetime on Adrienne

[NortheastPhilly]

You ever wonder how someone can fail so consistently? It seems like you’d have to try in order to avoid succeeding even once in a while. But think about it. A guy like Pat marrying Ade, getting to occasionally have sex with her, and brag to his fellow nerds showing them pictures of her for 10 years. That exhausted all the luck of his lifetime. Everybody has X amount of it in their life and he just happened to use it all at once.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Dude is retarded.

 

[guest]

She's not exactly a classic beauty but she is/was cute and certainly far out of his league. That famous picture of him in the pedo glasses creepily touching her neck from behind is the kind of photo you'd expect to see on the front page of a newspaper over the caption - "Police expect to find many more bodies."

 

[NortheastPhilly]

She's not exactly a classic beauty but she is/was cute and certainly far out of his league. That famous picture of him in the pedo glasses creepily touching her neck from behind is the kind of photo you'd expect to see on the front page of a newspaper over the caption - "Police expect to find many more bodies."

Exactly, the fact that Ade is wife material in any way makes it astounding that the same guy from Josiah Part 5 could ever get with her let alone marry.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I hope by inference, he will die of a very preventable, untimely, unlikely and overall unlucky cause.

Like a piano falling on his fat fucking head.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I hope by inference, he will die of a very preventable, untimely, unlikely and overall unlucky cause.

Like a piano falling on his fat fucking head.

His continued existence would be more of a punishment. Just endless humiliation

 

[HotDogJoe]

That famous picture of him in the pedo glasses creepily touching her neck from behind is the kind of photo you'd expect to see on the front page of a newspaper over the caption - "Police expect to find many more bodies."

It always reminds me of a poster for a low budget 80s thriller about domestic abuse.

One of the brotherman who knows their way around Photoshop with great imagination could probably have fun with that.

 

[guest]

It always reminds me of a poster for a low budget 80s thriller about domestic abuse.

One of the brotherman who knows their way around Photoshop with great imagination could probably have fun with that.

Trapped - The Adrienne Tomlinson Story.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Trapped - The Adrienne Tomlinson Story.

“He was a monster. He would get angry… and stay angry.”

TRAPT: The Adrienne Tomlinson Story.

 

[guest]

Ade is as good as it would have gotten for him. She's a Wisconsin 8.

 

[guest]

She's not exactly a classic beauty but she is/was cute and certainly far out of his league. That famous picture of him in the pedo glasses creepily touching her neck from behind is the kind of photo you'd expect to see on the front page of a newspaper over the caption - "Police expect to find many more bodies."

aww man you didnt mention the pedo goatee...im loffing so hard still

 

[guest]

Trapped - The Adrienne Tomlinson Story.

Trapped in the Closet - The Patrick Tomlinson Story

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Dude is retarded.

...of the pants shitting variety.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Trapped - The Adrienne Tomlinson Story.

In a loveless marriage, or beneath Pat's body weight?

 

[HotDogJoe]

Natal Attraction

 

[Stent]

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. He hasn't prepared for anything. Not even his own court dates.

 

[guest]

Ive found a man makes his own luck in life. Sure, I've been down in the dumps and taken my lumps and all that good stuff, but I mostly deserved it. Your going to fall down and make mistakes, your response to them is what makes you.

Pat could have looked in the mirror and realized a bald fat man (forgive me) took his wife. What did I do to make this happen? How can I improve from it? But we all know Rick, he doubled tripled and quadrupled down out of his daughter's life and let things spiral out of control. Adrienne fell in his lap, he fucked it up. It's probably happened to alot of us with a girl out of our league, unless you were the GAY VIRGIN Fatrick growing up.

TLDR: Luck had nothing to do with it. Pats problem is he is a fat unlovable cunt