THEORY: Fatrick never changed his phone number because he's too stupid to figure out how to

[soulbrotherman#1]

ALTERNATE THEORY: He has his Twitter account auto logged in on his phone and doesn't remember the password cause he's stupid.

ALTERNATIVE THEORY: He has his number spread so far on different urban bathroom stalls that if he changes it would completely fuck over his cuckold lifestyle.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Its because he is stubborn and thinks it would be admitting defeat to the trolls.

 

[CruisinColin]

I think he's just too pig-headed to do so. It would be an admittance of failure.

Pun intended.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He has no friends, and enjoys any attention -- even if it's negative.

And, he's fat. And a dickhead.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

The same reason Niki handles the finances; he's too stupid to remember the PIN to their bank account, let alone memorising a new phone number.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He has no friends, and enjoys any attention -- even if it's negative.

And, he's fat. And a dickhead.

Pat has been wanting and trying to monetize him getting trolled and its just ended up costing him thousands of dollars instead. Since he didnt take a basic economics class that he cant see the sunken cost fallacy that he has been living.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Pat has been wanting and trying to monetize him getting trolled and its just ended up costing him thousands of dollars instead. Since he didnt take a basic economics class that he cant see the sunken cost fallacy that he has been living.

You have spend money to make money, atalker.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

It would help his case, so obviously he has zero interest in doing it.

 

[Meownaw]

Its because he is stubborn and thinks it would be admitting defeat to the trolls.

This is the correct answer and it's not like it cost him anything

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He can't afford to do it

 

[guest]

ALTERNATE THEORY: He has his Twitter account auto logged in on his phone and doesn't remember the password cause he's stupid.

This is a man who used 'boner1' as a password. I would bet if you got a hash of his password you could use hashcat + a wordlist and some rules and crack it in a few days at worst. It's probably something equally dumb like "p3nis1234".

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This is a man who used 'boner1' as a password. I would bet if you got a hash of his password you could use hashcat + a wordlist and some rules and crack it in a few days at worst. It's probably something equally dumb like "p3nis1234".

Is this true? I remember thinking that had to be a troll but God damn do I hope it's true

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Is this true? I remember thinking that had to be a troll but God damn do I hope it's true

Yes, it was a password for one of his model forums IIRC.

Pat should be tied up and beaten with a phone cord.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

It's because the number is on his the writing resume he sent to George Lucas years ago

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

This is a man who used 'boner1' as a password. I would bet if you got a hash of his password you could use hashcat + a wordlist and some rules and crack it in a few days at worst. It's probably something equally dumb like "p3nis1234".

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