Theory #322 on what Pig will do next

[RobertMewler]

I had a fun chat with my husband tonight about Pig's case and we both agreed that Pig will do the following:

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A) Appeal today's ruling and keep kicking the can down the road no matter the cost because;​

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B) He will have Resto draw up a new subpoena to order Cloudflare to give up his enemies' info (starting with @SpaceEdge ), will win the eventual defamation case, then use that money to pay for today's fees. Of course this move will not succeed but Pig fantasizes that he will use this tactic against the remaining 58 John Does, becomes very rich and famous, and we wind up imprisoned and destitute.​

 

[Cuphead]

I had a fun chat with my husband tonight about Pig's case and we both agreed that Pig will do the following:

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A) Appeal today's ruling and keep kicking the can down the road no matter the cost because;​

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B) He will have Resto draw up a new subpoena to order Cloudflare to give up his enemies' info (starting with @SpaceEdge ), will win the eventual defamation case, then use that money to pay for today's fees. Of course this move will not succeed but Pig fantasizes that he will use this tactic against the remaining 58 John Does, becomes very rich and famous, and we wind up imprisoned and destitute.​

B won't work because even Rodney said today Cloudflare doesn't have that info.

 

[Harry Powell]

Pigman cannot accept that you can’t win this fight. There are women who can’t get their nudes taken down. But he’s gonna get those mean tweets and posts!

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I thought Starvos said Cloudflare has bupkis which is why they went after our sacred street shitter.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

C) he's going to pull a stlaker Patti and try to pay $7/month like she would do when she would finance a DVD from Fingerhut

 

[Clint Ruin]

I had a fun chat with my husband tonight about Pig's case and we both agreed that Pig will do the following:

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A) Appeal today's ruling and keep kicking the can down the road no matter the cost because;​

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B) He will have Resto draw up a new subpoena to order Cloudflare to give up his enemies' info (starting with @SpaceEdge ), will win the eventual defamation case, then use that money to pay for today's fees. Of course this move will not succeed but Pig fantasizes that he will use this tactic against the remaining 58 John Does, becomes very rich and famous, and we wind up imprisoned and destitute.​

It's gonna be A. Every lawyer he talked to told him ISPs aren't coughing up user info, although Resto is a wine lawyer so maybe he is that fucking clueless. A lot of the shit in the original suit can't even be followed up on, ISPs keep logs for 12-18 months and this shit has already dragged on for 9, so several of the John Does are already in the clear. He really did just want to get a few names, and he really wanted those names to be Quasi and Space Edge. He'll just bleed more cash through appeals until the SFWA finally pulls their heads out of their ass and cut him off, they're already out on more than they can recover.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

SFWA, comment?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Pigman cannot accept that you can’t win this fight. There are women who can’t get their nudes taken down. But he’s gonna get those mean tweets and posts!

Millionaires don't even piss away their money sueing John Does. But our special boy is gonna beat 60 of them somehow anyways.

I honestly feel like Pig will do this until the day he dies. Either this community finally grows bored after years of it, or he dies of fat.

 

[RobertMewler]

B won't work because even Rodney said today Cloudflare doesn't have that info.

ISPs keep logs for 12-18 months and this shit has already dragged on for 9, so several of the John Does are already in the clear.

Oopsie doodles! OK. Maybe, just maybe, those fact have sunken into Pig's fat-drenched thinking meat. But I dare say he is stupid enough to ask his lawyers to at least try to subpoena Cloudflare anyway.

The next month will be awesome. I can't wait to see what that rascal will try next!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Or C which is really improbable but…

Niki tells him to accept that the case is a loser and get over it. Outside of her choice of husbands, she’s seems to come from good stock. Although she’s an alleged tax cheat and May be the person we found who declared bankruptcy at 25 in the Milwaukee County court records. I think she was so happy someone agreed to marry her she just took the offer. But I think years of Patrick being wrong about everything and costing them financial stability probably has her at the end of her rope. She gave him an inch and he’s taken many miles in his delusional fight to be right at all costs (his Twitter bares proof to him being wrong an improbable amount of times a day though). Niki is probably tired of being the soul feed of a sociopathic narcissist. Even if she can’t admit it yet herself.

 

[Harry Powell]

Or C which is really improbable but…

Niki tells him to accept that the case is a loser and get over it. Outside of her choice of husbands, she’s seems to come from good stock. Although she’s an alleged tax cheat and May be the person we found who declared bankruptcy at 25 in the Milwaukee County court records. I think she was so happy someone agreed to marry her she just took the offer. But I think years of Patrick being wrong about everything and costing them financial stability probably has her at the end of her rope. She gave him an inch and he’s taken many miles in his delusional fight to be right at all costs (his Twitter bares proof to him being wrong an improbable amount of times a day though). Niki is probably tired of being the soul feed of a sociopathic narcissist. Even if she can’t admit it yet herself.

If she leaves him we need to give her a makeover so she can find the butch softball player of her dreams

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

I had a fun chat with my husband tonight about Pig's case and we both agreed that Pig will do the following:

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A) Appeal today's ruling and keep kicking the can down the road no matter the cost because;​

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B) He will have Resto draw up a new subpoena to order Cloudflare to give up his enemies' info (starting with @SpaceEdge ), will win the eventual defamation case, then use that money to pay for today's fees. Of course this move will not succeed but Pig fantasizes that he will use this tactic against the remaining 58 John Does, becomes very rich and famous, and we wind up imprisoned and destitute.​

This has a good chance because (stating the obvious) Pat is desperate to become famous for “standing up to his trolls” and arresting them

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Pat will go down the Chris Chan route by reinventing himself as a crusading tranny.

This new era will be dubbed "stealthychic".

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I believe brotherman @notalawyer already mentioned that appeals are procedural in nature, very rarely can you introduce new evidence. My guess is this means he'd have to appeal the good Judge Schulman's decision, saying it was incorrect due to procedural errors and then still have to prove he satisfied Krinsky.

If he wants to go that route, fine. But he should find a better lawyer than Stavros.

 

[Clint Ruin]

This has a good chance because (stating the obvious) Pat is desperate to become famous for “standing up to his trolls” and arresting them

Desperate is a good word there. It's the only thing even resembling a win, after all the money and time spent the last three years, us just leaving him alone is not an option, he needs a life or two destroyed or this was all for nothing.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He'll be full of vagueness, NDA and canyon bullshit ie. This is only the beginning, stlaker or this is exactly what we planned as our first step, child etc. Nothing actual will come out of it. Apostlegate makes it ludicrous to move forward in any meaningful way. A normal person would be humiliated and quietly move on but he'll make sure to keep engaging to let everyone know that none of this didn't happen even though there's a detailed expose and court records of it happening, child.