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"Their stated goal is to drive me to suicide"

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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I said it in another post but this is what people like him can’t grasp. We’re not some centralized force with a leader. The only checks and balances is us calling each other faggots and being funny. I think he should kill himself but that’s only my thought. These people honestly believe others are incapable of functioning without someone holding their hands.
 

AntSucks

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Seems to me he has wanted to kill himself for a long time and just wants someone to blame. No non crazy person talks about suicide this much

It's highly possible he will kill himself one day, through alcohol, drunk driving, obesity or accidental discharge, but I don't think he would actually attempt to commit suicide unless he was convinced it was a way of getting back at someone. Murder-suicide is more like something he would do.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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I truly believe every person is capable of good. No one can know what our role truly is in history, and I believe suicide is a tremendous waste. I don’t want to see Patrick kill himself. I want the Patrick redemption story, where he contributes to society and our future. It would be better for him too, but he would have to let go of anger and learn acceptance.
 
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I truly believe every person is capable of good. No one can know what our role truly is in history, and I believe suicide is a tremendous waste. I don’t want to see Patrick kill himself. I want the Patrick redemption story, where he contributes to society and our future. It would be better for him too, but he would have to let go of anger and learn acceptance.
This. We've always wanted to see him change. Many of us have offered him an olive branch on multiple occasions. But he's too damn stubborn...
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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My public-stated goal on this empire of dirt is to simply take a minute to laugh.

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TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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It's one of the weirdest lies he's clung on to since the beginning. Of course many of us would celebrate his death with a certain peace that can only come with complete closure but I don't recall a single person ever saying, on any of our respective homes, that their goal in life is to literally drive Patrick S. Tomlinson to suicide. Who would we laugh at then, Big Titties? I just want to see you destitute and giving handjobs for meatloaf. You need to be here so I can still enjoy taking a shit.
 
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