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The year is 2040, Fatrick has to deal with AI, interplanetary trolling, Photoshopped Holograms etc

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it is the year 2040...Fatrick, is clearly aware he is still soul-tied to the time frame circa 1993-1999. He is stoic about his fate of not belonging. His days of self delusion are long behind him. The social media app, "T" which uses mind reading AI technology has finally given Fatrick his check mark. But he is no longer as enthusiastic as he used to be. Still stuck in his half hovel, now completely alone since Niki left back in 2023. He just doesn't have the fight in him anymore. There are people trolling him from space colonies, moon bases, random stand-alone Asteroids, and even star systems light years away.

Humanity has finally colonized the Solar System...every planet has full throttle hispeed 50G wifi that uses quantum physics to transmit signals from planet to planet as quickly as a regular router did on planet Earth. Yet everything else is the same for Fatrick, if not worse.

How can his lawyer and the SFWA continue paying for his legal defense? He has attempted to subpoena for the IP addresses of 500 people in the Moon colony of Titan. He used to write science fiction about this satellite of Saturn, how Ironic is it, that nothing he could ever write could match his present-time nightmarish existence in his twilight years.

Holograms of him sucking dicks everywhere...Fatrick's requests to "report and block" the Holograms go unheeded. He is a known commodity in the Solar System, so much so that when in the year 2041 and the first contact was made with Intelligent Extraterrestrial life, they were already aware of Fatrick, and had a whole Library and Research Institution, dedicated to studying Patrick Tomlinson Lore, in order to better understand the apex creature of the Solar System, the Homo Sapien.
 
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It's the year 2052...The Aliens made the Fatal error of only using Patrick Tomlinson as their 'template' to study the human race. Leading them to underestimate humanity's capabilities.

In some ways. it wasn't their fault, as Patrick Tomlinson was the only human to have an intergalactic 'footprint' so large, that included all the troll comments, holograms. It all got received and decoded by the Alien's satellites.

They foolishly pre-emptively invaded planet Earth, expecting sterile "hush child" and other useless defense mechanisms, but they were genuinely shocked when they realized they made an existential blunder. "Humans for the most part are not Lolcows...they're actually dangerous and predatory apex Primates"




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It's now the year 2059. The first of the Alien-Human wars is over. Unequivocal victory for the Human race. The aliens have been enslaved and forced to work menial jobs for various mega corporations all over the solar system.

M;kec352child.... a young alien who only remembers life under Human captivity, grows up to be a great sage/prophet for the Alien Thralls toiling at the factories. He comes up with a new millenarian religion. M;kec352child has his followers convinced that Patrick Tomlinson was a "trojan horse", a sinister scheme by the evil Human race, to lure and enslave his people.

M;kec352child has made it his personal crusade to assassinate Patrick Tomlinson. who he (wrongly) believes has some metaphysical 'hold' over his people. "How could we have been so wrong? We thought they were weak like him. We thought their military strategem was based on empty threats and engaging our trolls. What fools we were! To free us, we must kill, the great 'deceiver'. Patrick Tomlinson became a sort of representation of 'satan' in their bizarre, extraterrestrial cult.

He must sacrifice Patrick which will break the curse of slavery placed on his people.
 
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This is Pat Pigley. Last survivor of the Nostrohomo.

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