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Jim marrying a man and referring to him as his wife makes any opinion Jim has on anything void.I ain't seen it, but if it gets jews freaking out then I support its existence.
I have no idea what Jim's criteria is for liking things so it could go in either direction. Sabbath's great but Kiss sucks ass so maybe he just carries the Two-Face coin in his pocket to decide how he feels about media.
Which was “liberals” (aka people who aren’t MAGA) entire problem with it. Not that it told a story about child sex trafficking but it did it pretty inaccurately and is based on bullshit.I fully support exposing and executing pedophiles, but it was a dull movie; not very well made and too many shots of that Caviezel fag welling up. The guy it's based on is a bullshit artist too.
It was a weird one. Everyone who disliked it saw it as some qanon thing which it wasn't and everyone who liked it just wanted to "own the libs".Which was “liberals” (aka people who aren’t MAGA) entire problem with it. Not that it told a story about child sex trafficking but it did it pretty inaccurately and is based on bullshit.
All movies are bullshit. My main problem with it was that it wasn't good.Which was “liberals” (aka people who aren’t MAGA) entire problem with it. Not that it told a story about child sex trafficking but it did it pretty inaccurately and is based on bullshit.
This is a well thought out and informative analysis. Thank you brothaman.I believe the Worm is just virtue-signaling to conservatives and the folks who think anyone who disagrees with them is a pedophile crowd because of two reasons: he married a boy whom he started paying tokens to when he was still a teenager over webcam and the Worm is a real pedophile.
Now I know we all call Tony Two Trans a pedophile but basically he really is a hebephile. TrantH likes his girls on the verge of pubescence (11-14, or what was once called "tweens") where they have some child-like features and some teen/adult features. Now, ole Trejo cheeks is still a disgusting piece of shit who should be put down for this but he is not like Jimmy. I believe that TrantH is attracted to tweens because they look like the boys he was fooling around with when he was that age.
Another important distinction is that TrantH's attraction to tween is sexual but not violent. More on that later.
Jim Norton is not sexual with adults. As many funsters here have said before, the Worm is into being humiliated. When he described women on the air, he would describe their smells, or beefy labia or other attributes which others in the studio to be disgusted or confused. These attributes are disgusting to normal heteronormative men. The Worm wanted to hear about his women's sweat, piss, shit and how they fucked other men with bigger dicks than him. He didn't find Asian women attractive because they were deemed too submissive to him and wouldn't treat him like shit the way he wanted.
Even his "marriage" to young, impressionable Nicholas is in step with his humiliation kink. It is embarrassing that Nick is younger than the Worm, more modern, funnier, taller, bigger dicked and of course, pretending to be a woman. Those are the ways it is passively embarrassing. But Nick also actively humiliates Jim by mocking KISS on social media to Jim's face as they duck the ceiling on the band's farewell tour. Nick makes Jim move to Canada in secret for almost a year and a half because Nick can't move to the US for "reasons." Nick tells everyone on a podcast that Jim gags on his cock. Even the foreign aspect of their relationship is humiliating based on all the joking they did at the expense of the 90 Day Fiancé participants.
Where Norton is sexual is with little kids. Little kids as in toddlers. It is why all the "games" he created via Uncle Paul like "turkey foot" were so graphic and thought out.
Unlike pussyboy TrantH, Norton's real sexuality is linked to violence. He may assert that he is not a tough guy (I mean, obviously) but he does have violent outbursts. How many times did he wish violence on people whose only crime was not thinking that Lucky Louie was peak TV?
Norton cannot satisfy his violent urges against a man like Ventura or shoot a gun to relieve stress like Andy Cumio so his violent fantasies can only be applied to children. Young children. This is a guy who's premier bit early in his "career" was joking about bringing a young boy into a public restroom stall, hiding their feet in a plastic bag and forcing them to perform oral sex on him. Sounds a lot like what conservatives accuse trannies of doing in public restrooms, doesn't it?
Shinkle, shinkle.
Every accusation is a confession.
That hard drive that is locked away in a bank vault does not have Norton's attempt at the great American novel on it. Nor does it hold all his new "A" material for the cellar. The porn on that hard drive is not of teens or "jb" like he would like Tony Two Stents to believe so the Worm looks cool to his former homosexual lover. No, the drive features the same Daisy's Destruction-level filth that Josh Duggar jerked off to at his family's used car dealership while dreaming about his near endless stream of younger sisters and the times he "babysat" them all "extra special."
Long story short: Jim is a real pedo, he stinks and I don't like him.
And, most likely, badly acted. "Jesus" ain't no A or even B lister.Which was “liberals” (aka people who aren’t MAGA) entire problem with it. Not that it told a story about child sex trafficking but it did it pretty inaccurately and is based on bullshit.
This is the most real shit I've read about them.I believe the Worm is just virtue-signaling to conservatives and the folks who think anyone who disagrees with them is a pedophile crowd because of two reasons: he married a boy whom he started paying tokens to when he was still a teenager over webcam and the Worm is a real pedophile.
Now I know we all call Tony Two Trans a pedophile but basically he really is a hebephile. TrantH likes his girls on the verge of pubescence (11-14, or what was once called "tweens") where they have some child-like features and some teen/adult features. Now, ole Trejo cheeks is still a disgusting piece of shit who should be put down for this but he is not like Jimmy. I believe that TrantH is attracted to tweens because they look like the boys he was fooling around with when he was that age.
Another important distinction is that TrantH's attraction to tween is sexual but not violent. More on that later.
Jim Norton is not sexual with adults. As many funsters here have said before, the Worm is into being humiliated. When he described women on the air, he would describe their smells, or beefy labia or other attributes which others in the studio to be disgusted or confused. These attributes are disgusting to normal heteronormative men. The Worm wanted to hear about his women's sweat, piss, shit and how they fucked other men with bigger dicks than him. He didn't find Asian women attractive because they were deemed too submissive to him and wouldn't treat him like shit the way he wanted.
Even his "marriage" to young, impressionable Nicholas is in step with his humiliation kink. It is embarrassing that Nick is younger than the Worm, more modern, funnier, taller, bigger dicked and of course, pretending to be a woman. Those are the ways it is passively embarrassing. But Nick also actively humiliates Jim by mocking KISS on social media to Jim's face as they duck the ceiling on the band's farewell tour. Nick makes Jim move to Canada in secret for almost a year and a half because Nick can't move to the US for "reasons." Nick tells everyone on a podcast that Jim gags on his cock. Even the foreign aspect of their relationship is humiliating based on all the joking they did at the expense of the 90 Day Fiancé participants.
Where Norton is sexual is with little kids. Little kids as in toddlers. It is why all the "games" he created via Uncle Paul like "turkey foot" were so graphic and thought out.
Unlike pussyboy TrantH, Norton's real sexuality is linked to violence. He may assert that he is not a tough guy (I mean, obviously) but he does have violent outbursts. How many times did he wish violence on people whose only crime was not thinking that Lucky Louie was peak TV?
Norton cannot satisfy his violent urges against a man like Ventura or shoot a gun to relieve stress like Andy Cumio so his violent fantasies can only be applied to children. Young children. This is a guy who's premier bit early in his "career" was joking about bringing a young boy into a public restroom stall, hiding their feet in a plastic bag and forcing them to perform oral sex on him. Sounds a lot like what conservatives accuse trannies of doing in public restrooms, doesn't it?
Shinkle, shinkle.
Every accusation is a confession.
That hard drive that is locked away in a bank vault does not have Norton's attempt at the great American novel on it. Nor does it hold all his new "A" material for the cellar. The porn on that hard drive is not of teens or "jb" like he would like Tony Two Stents to believe so the Worm looks cool to his former homosexual lover. No, the drive features the same Daisy's Destruction-level filth that Josh Duggar jerked off to at his family's used car dealership while dreaming about his near endless stream of younger sisters and the times he "babysat" them all "extra special."
Long story short: Jim is a real pedo, he stinks and I don't like him.
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