The Superior “Rick” Hot Sauce

[Gay Faggot.]

His call sign is USA. Not FAG like some other fat faggots around. A champion, video game player of the century. All around family man. Successful business owner. Always keeps the Americans on top, despite having friends from many other nations. It’s no debate, who the better person is, let alone who has the better hot sauce.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Actually famous too, instead of pretending and insisting that he is to an increasingly disinterested audience.

His ego is Rick-like, but unlike Rick, much of it is validated. Also not fat.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"You put WHAT in this??"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He's Way less of a dick than fat

 

[NoBacon]

Billy Mitchell is a true American hero. Thank you for your service.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Beautiful head a' hair on Big Billy. So much better than the pig man's shitty pube poof that he considers a hairstyle

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Beautiful head a' hair on Big Billy. So much better than the pig man's shitty pube poof that he considers a hairstyle

I hear Mr. Mitchell doesn't force his "stylist" to take photos for Twitter with him under duress.

Can you imagine?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I hear Mr. Mitchell doesn't force his "stylist" to take photos for Twitter with him under duress.

Can you imagine?

He is a weird man and he does weird things

 

[Meownaw]

I wonder if his sauce is good. I never understood the hate he seems like a nice guy that those documentree guys motherfucked for no reason. Did he cheat? IDGAC

 

[Raymond]

Billy Mitchell would have shelaced us.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Billy Mitchell is super egotistical but in a hilarious and entertaining way. It'd probably be funny to get a beer with him and listen to him ramble about all his achievements because he actually has some for a start.

Patrick is egotistical in a completely insufferable and unjustified way. There's nothing interesting about him other than the fact that he's such as astonishingly hateable human being.

Also Billy isn't fat and Pat is.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Also Billy isn't fat and Pat is.

I never noticed Pat was fat until I looked at him

 

[HotDogJoe]

I never noticed Pat was fat until I looked at him

"No one cared who I was until I put on the fat"

 

[guest]

The East Side Dave show is an abomination but his interview with Billy was pretty funny

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[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I believe the guy that made "Fistful of Quarters" has said that he had to edit Billy to appear more likeable. Billy was such a comical villain that the guy felt no one would believe that he's real. Billy spent years cheating at a game just to keep a record no one cared about. To steal from the Pig, Billy Mitchell is my ride or die.