"The stlaker pretending to be my wife's blanket is also lying"

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

If it's your wife's blanket then why are you under it seasoning it with beer farts in every picture?

 

[peckafacce]

Twitter would disagree, thats why his tweets were removed.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

What does his fence, firepit, and toilet have to say on the issue?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

We have the police report, Rick. We'll have the body cam footage soon.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Oh but you see child, the problem with that is thaT Twitter already figured iT ouT

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Rick, if these are understood truths, doesn’t it go without saying? Someone should write some type of bot to spam all of Ricks friends this information from 100 bot accounts at once. The need to CorrecT The record may short circuit his brain.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The night? I thought he was swatted multiple times by us. Oopsie Doodles, another lie!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

It's probably not even Rick's blanket either. It's probably some other fat idiots blanket.

 

[fusciasomething]

We have the police report, Rick. We'll have the body cam footage soon.

"We have reports of you verbally abusing and possibly hitting your wife but now I see that's just your fridge. Have a good night and try to keep it down."

 

[Mikekeke]

Fragile masculinity is not owning the fact that you have a pink blanket. VERY problematic, Frowning Cow Cheese spokesperson.

 

[Raymond]

I hate that he uses the word "pretending" there. Shit writer.

 

[SensibleKeks]

How can he be sure it was it was Owen A. Forearms? According to Fatty, his half house was swaTTed a year before Norm-11.

 

[Clint Ruin]

No one swatted you, cunt, you've never had one shred of evidence that they did because you're a compulsive liar.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

TELL THE TRUTH FAT TITS!

 

[Username]

What? Is this for real? That’s not his wife’s pink blankets real Twitter? Who have I been dming? I thought we we’re friends. I feel used. Pats toilet is gonna freak out when I tweet him about this.

 

[Clint Ruin]

TELL THE TRUTH FAT TITS!

Well, that person must be satisfied, since there were dozens of arrests.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We only want to hear the opinion of @therealpatspinkblanket. Imposter blankets block and report.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"We have reports of you verbally abusing and possibly hitting your wife but now I see that's just your fridge. Have a good night and try to keep it down."

"why was she looking at you like she knows you, Officer JaMocha?"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It's probably not even Rick's blanket either. It's probably some other fat idiots blanket.

Yeah, he already said it’s Big Niki’s.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Yeah, he already said it’s Big Niki’s.

Right as always, atalker.