The sky opens up and a booming voice speaks to all creatures on Earth. "Hello, humans. I... Am the creator, your God."

[guest]

"I am here to finally give you all the answers you seek. You are about to hear the meaning of life, the reason for existence, and how it all came to... Excuse me, sir? You down there in New York."

Huh? No no, I'm listening.

 

[LiberalPussy]

"I am here to finally give you all the answers you seek. You are about to hear the meaning of life, the reason for existence, and how it all came to... Excuse me, sir? You down there in New York."












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Huh? No no, I'm listening.

*waves arms* So, your only son suffered and died for our sins. GO!”

 

[guest]

*waves arms* So, your only son suffered and died for our sins. GO!”

"There was somthin about how he died . . . I forget what they said exac . . but so that it might not have been the jews."

 

[LiberalPussy]

"There was somthin about how he died . . . I forget what they said exac . . but so that it might not have been the jews."

“I don’t know for sure since I uh only skimmed your latest book.”

 

[Stent]

“I don’t know for sure since I uh only skimmed your latest book.”

I only just received a copy this morning but I hear it's a really great read.

 

[aRTie02150]

Our Jim Norton texting through history thread was one of the funniest threads ever on Reddit.

Even if it made it's way on the front page of normie Reddit, it would have been popular.

I remember when I made the one with him crossing the Delaware I laughed so hard that I needed to go outside of my job to avoid answering "what's so funny?" from my coworkers.

 

[guest]

*waves arms* So, your only son suffered and died for our sins. GO!”

Great to have you here, Jesus. So you were scrouged and crucified, shoot.