The sink report

[Patrick O'Neal]

I live in a five-sink house. Kitchen sink, big sink in utility room, downstairs bathroom, upstairs bathroom, ensuite.

How the fuck does Dan have five BATHROOM sinks? What's his total number - seven? eight??

I think he must be lying.

 

[guest]

Two-sink pleb here

 

[guest]

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[HH Brother]

My passion for equity compensation bought my sinks, funster.

ANYONE CAN DO IT

Maybe not you, but ANYONE CAN DO IT

 

[guest]

5 bathroom sinks seems unnecessary. This Dan guy must have so much cash it doesn't matter. Usually bragging about things like this is a sign of true happiness.

 

[HH Brother]

5 bathroom sinks seems unnecessary. This Dan guy must have so much cash it doesn't matter. Usually bragging about things like this is a sign of true happiness.

Just look at me, breasty funster. Doesn't this fella look happy and full of vigor on a daily basis?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

5 bathroom sinks seems unnecessary. This Dan guy must have so much cash it doesn't matter. Usually bragging about things like this is a sign of true happiness.

It's for little Dan Mullen Jr.s

 

[Duxbury Dave]

5 bathroom sinks seems unnecessary. This Dan guy must have so much cash it doesn't matter. Usually bragging about things like this is a sign of true happiness.

Happiness is having one sink for toothbrushing and handwashing and another for shaving. Let me guess, you do that all in the same sink?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Brushing?

 

[Hoolies]

It's for little Dan Mullen Jr.s

Does he shave each of his juniors in a different bathroom? It's like learning the quirks of French royalty.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Does he shave each of his juniors in a different bathroom? It's like learning the quirks of French royalty.

One sink is reserved for Flavia to shave her moussy

 

[RoTheHo69]

I live in a five-sink house. Kitchen sink, big sink in utility room, downstairs bathroom, upstairs bathroom, ensuite.

How the fuck does Dan have five BATHROOM sinks? What's his total number - seven? eight??

I think he must be lying.

Oh shit the utility room! I have 4 sinks, 2 hose spigots (which kind of count as 1 sink if you shinkleboutit). Living large over here, pretty soon you'll have to call me Dan the man.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

2 hose spigots (which kind of count as 1 sink if you shinkleboutit).

Well fuck it then. My kitchen sink is separated into 2, so I'm counting that as 2.

 

[Dog Eater]

Dan counts each bucket of water next to a toilet that Flavia uses for ass washing as a sink.

 

[Turk February]

Look at you fucking aristocrats with your own bathrooms. 0 sinks, checking in.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I live in a five-sink house. Kitchen sink, big sink in utility room, downstairs bathroom, upstairs bathroom, ensuite.

How the fuck does Dan have five BATHROOM sinks? What's his total number - seven? eight??

I think he must be lying.

He probably has a two sink master bathroom, two full bathrooms and one half bathroom. I have 4 bathroom sinks and only two bathrooms, child.

 

[gassers]

but what about a heated pool and an antiquated theatre?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Well fuck it then. My kitchen sink is separated into 2, so I'm counting that as 2.

righteous sinks!