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The quote is "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing," stupid

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Dummy Gaynuts said:
I'm actually surprised he's not some faggot American affecting a love for soccer since it's "worldly". I guess he can't overcome his natural cornfed midwestern rube brain
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Yeah I figured him for an American who watches soccer. He misuses English phrases but doesn't like their football. Plus, he's gay like an Englishman.
 
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Americans hate soccer because it’s a very soft sport in comparison to football or hockey. Also the players flop around like women when someone steps on their toe, not to mention there are no American stars. Some nerds may like Messi or Ronaldo, but 99% of American kids aren’t growing up hoping to be Robert Lewandowski or Kevin de Bruyne.

But sure Fat, it’s the ties and because America is somehow more obsessed with winning than other places. You fat, dumb fuck. Some countries will literally assault and murder players and their families for losing games.
 
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What the hell is he even talking about?
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I had to read it about 5 times because the writing is so clumsy but he’s saying that Americans are obsessed with winning but *record scratch sound effect* that’s a great thing. And that’s why we hate soccer, because I guess they tie a lot is his point? You get points for trying?

Except it’s a retarded point for many reasons.

1. There are ties in the NFL, our most popular sport
2. Soccer is by far the most popular sport for American children, and has been for 20+ years so it’s only a matter of time before it starts overtaking other sports
3. Pat is fat and stupid and lives in a place that is 2 decades behind the rest of the country in terms of culture. He’s probably too hungover to realize they’re playing Premier League games on a major network every Saturday and Sunday now.

Americans hating soccer is a hack bit from shitty comedians 15 years ago.
 
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I had to read it about 5 times because the writing is so clumsy but he’s saying that Americans are obsessed with winning but *record scratch sound effect* that’s a great thing. And that’s why we hate soccer, because I guess they tie a lot is his point? You get points for trying?

Except it’s a retarded point for many reasons.

1. There are ties in the NFL, our most popular sport
2. Soccer is by far the most popular sport for American children, and has been for 20+ years so it’s only a matter of time before it starts overtaking other sports
3. Pat is fat and stupid and lives in a place that is 2 decades behind the rest of the country in terms of culture. He’s probably too hungover to realize they’re playing Premier League games on a major network every Saturday and Sunday now.

Americans hating soccer is a hack bit from shitty comedians 15 years ago.
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on point #2-- they have been saying that shit since the 80's. It hasn't taken yet. While kids play it, they stop playing it by the time they hit high school.
 
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Of course the fake sports fan fucks up a quote from the guy the Super Bowl trophy is named. His version of it actually sounds clunky which explains all of Pat’s writing, he doesn’t actually talk to people so all his dialogue is based on conversations with himself. Why is he shitting on Americans? He forgets he’s from flyover country because he’s the typical fat stupid American.
 
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Fezzie said:
American football versus soccer is the cutting edge commentary people follow him for. He should incorporate it into his comedy routine because nobody has ever made any jokes about it before.
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He sounds like he’s “working” on his stand up by telling lame sports jokes from the 90s. “Soccer?!?! What’s the deal with that?” Has been stale for decades.
 
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JesseTheGovernor said:
Americans hate soccer because it’s a very soft sport in comparison to football or hockey. Also the players flop around like women when someone steps on their toe, not to mention there are no American stars. Some nerds may like Messi or Ronaldo, but 99% of American kids aren’t growing up hoping to be Robert Lewandowski or Kevin de Bruyne.

But sure Fat, it’s the ties and because America is somehow more obsessed with winning than other places. You fat, dumb fuck. Some countries will literally assault and murder players and their families for losing games.
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He literally gets it completely backwards - American sports team "riots" are nothing compared to soccer hooliganism where even in Europe people will get stabbed.

If Bill Buckner had been a South American football player he would have gotten a Columbian necktie the next day.

But forget about all that - Philly fans threw snowballs at Santa once in the 1960's.
 
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