The pig is watching curling

[Brooke Shields]

this post is absolute shit, nothing fun can come out of it, I just posted his inane drivel that has nothing to riff off of
please do not comment in this thread and leave me a car-crash so we're all on the same page

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

If my 12 year old son said this I would hit him.

 

[Meownaw]

I will give him credit for making it brief unlike his Thor "joke".

 

[UnPRePared]

The only thing curling is piggy's tail.

 

[AntSucks]

Book Idea: An All Female Curling Team are survivors in a zombie apocalypse (created by the Canadian truckers) and have to curl their way across Canada to bring the vaccine(which definitely works and is safe) to Prime Minister Hillary LaJaneway in Vancouver, the last refuge of civilization.

Ottawa Has Fallen, the next sci fi thriller from Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Book Idea: An All Female Curling Team are survivors in a zombie apocalypse (created by the Canadian truckers) and have to curl their way across Canada to bring the vaccine(which definitely works and is safe) to Prime Minister Hillary LaJaneway in Vancouver, the last refuge of civilization.

Ottawa Has Fallen, the next sci fi thriller from Patrick S. Tomlinson

In space!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Funny stuff

 

[peckafacce]

Who did he steal this one from?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Seriously?

I remember when curling jokes were trendy, like in what? 2010? 2012? Are you seriously going to make fucking curling jokes now?

What other topical gems do you have at the peak of their relevancy, Pat? How about some zingers about your MySpace Top 8 Friends?

 

[Jenna]

Who did he steal this one from?

It's been a hack joke every four years when the Winter Olympics comes around. Hurr durr I don't understand curling but it looks easy so I bet I could sweep the broom just as good as them! I think Homer and Marge won an Olympic gold medal for curling one episode.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Is wish he would curl up and die.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Professional author and comedian chimes in with the hackiest of hack premises. What's next, fatbody? Going to insult someone by saying they look like a certain celebrity... but on CRACK?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Book Idea: An All Female Curling Team are survivors in a zombie apocalypse (created by the Canadian truckers) and have to curl their way across Canada to bring the vaccine(which definitely works and is safe) to Prime Minister Hillary LaJaneway in Vancouver, the last refuge of civilization.

Ottawa Has Fallen, the next sci fi thriller from Patrick S. Tomlinson

Space-Ottawa hasn't fallen, it rose up into the sky, cyberatalker.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Why aren't you frantically sweeping your half hovel, fat man?

 

[guest]

Book Idea: An All Female Curling Team are survivors in a zombie apocalypse (created by the Canadian truckers) and have to curl their way across Canada to bring the vaccine(which definitely works and is safe) to Prime Minister Hillary LaJaneway in Vancouver, the last refuge of civilization.

Ottawa Has Fallen, the next sci fi thriller from Patrick S. Tomlinson

There's male and female curling. There was a women of curling calendar in 2008/2009 featuring some nude olympic curlers. I just spent 30 seconds looking for the images but couldn't find it. 16, dick, internet and all.

Rick would definitely make them lesbians or trans or something though. Gotta pander and all.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I am completely disinterested in sports, but from all the people I know, I found someone joking derisively about any high-level precision sports which do actually involve athleticism is a litmus test for who is a real sports fan. Curling is a prime example.

For the people who think it's not athletic, Switzerland is quite competitive here so people tend to try it out at least once in their life and shit is HARD after a while. I'd love to see you try to go down on one knee and slide on the ice. And then repeat for three hours.

 

[MonsterSteve]

The only thing curling is piggy's tail.

Yea ya definitely not dumbbells

 

[Udders]

Only curling on right now is mixed doubles. Watching womens curling is awesome, watching men doing it means you're a faggot.

 

[guest]

Yea ya definitely not dumbbells

Yeah, Gym Pat made a big deal about how he was going to the gym in November/December and bitched about the resolutioners in late Dec, but hasn't made any gym posts in about a month. The resolutioners lasted longer than he did.