The Pig finishes off his evening by fighting with a stranger over a car that he will never afford

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[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1412962837341904897[/URL]

This is what it looks like when a 41 year old man has failed at everything in life, and has nothing else left but his Twitter account where he takes out his frustration on random people.

 

[bovinebrain]

Insufferable faggot. Has he ever had a normal conversation with someone on Twitter who doesn't kiss his ass left and right?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

#Dontlettheidiotswin, child.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

It's never ending, he can't help but act belligerent to anyone and everyone on that goddamn twitter...

Meanwhile, in the real world, he's a meek little marshmallow of a man.

 

[FLUUUID]

While Patrick has been driving mustangs exclusively, his first better wife has been ridden by a stallion

 

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"Go build something", orders the unemployed fat man from his couch.

 

[guest]

"Go build something", orders the unemployed fat man from his couch.

Shhh child, he's a creative. Rise at noon, tweet brilliantly for 12 hours plus, sleep content.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

“Go build something” says the overweight, clearly balding manchild as he opens his modeling glue and waits for his next government check, which provides him with (too many) groceries and covers his daily expenses.

 

[BillKlacks]

What a miserable and pathetic little swine he is

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Sounds like you should listen to someone who has driven Mustangs exclusively for twenty years "

Bitch, please. You've had one - ONE - Mustang. And while it's laughably outdated, it's not yet 20 years old. So not sure where you arrived at that.

And "exclusively" ? Is this another instance where you "decide what words mean"? Because "exclusively" means 'without exception', as in, 'Niki sleeps exclusively with dark pigmented gentlemen'. And are we pretending that you haven't been riding your novelty bike, the ironically named Triumph, as of late? In fact, I can't easily recall the last time that we saw you driving your Mustang, you fat lying sack of shit.

 

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"Sounds like you should listen to someone who has driven Mustangs exclusively for twenty years "

Bitch, please. You've had one - ONE - Mustang. And while it's laughably outdated, it's not yet 20 years old. So not sure where you arrived at that.

And "exclusively" ? Is this another instance where you "decide what words mean"? Because "exclusively" means 'without exception', as in, 'Niki sleeps exclusively with dark pigmented gentlemen'. And are we pretending that you haven't been riding your novelty bike, the ironically named Triumph, as of late? In fact, I can't easily recall the last time that we saw you driving your Mustang, you fat lying sack of shit.

and on top of that, this new Mach E has about zero in common with any other mustang, they just used the name for recognition. So even if he was some kind of mustang aficionado, that experience wouldn’t mean anything in regards to this car.

 

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"Go build something", orders the unemployed fat man from his couch.

That first tweet is horrendous. "We are all made of star stuff." Nice quote, Meal Degrasse Tyson. Patso is the perfect embodiment of this retarded cosmology that redditfags try to replace religion with. We're all the universe and the whole point of existence is self admiration and self exploration? Not to work on your flaws or be fruitful and multiply or try to improve things in your lifetime, just me me me 24/7? That's great. And what exactly is there to admire about you, fat ass?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Driven Mustangs exclusively? What a tool. Nobody proudly brags about driving a mustang “exclusively” especially since he’s been driving only one car for over a decade. The only time I’ve heard people say they will “only drive” a certain car is related to how the car does in bad weather conditions (4 wheel drive /AWD, SUV or Truck over compact car, etc) which doesn’t apply since Mustangs are awful in bad weather. Plus using the word exclusively is the pig trying so hard to sound important even though he can’t afford another car due to being broke.

It’s insane he thinks driving a mustang is a personality trait, that’s teenager high school mentality which is where Pig is forever stuck.

 

[NoBacon]

hahahaha they believe in a little man in the sky. Everybody knows that’s stupid because logically everything exploded from nothing into everything for no reason or cause. We are made of star stuff and I am very smart.

 

[Will Tate]

Everybody knows that’s stupid because logically everything exploded from nothing into everything for no reason or cause.

They never seem to recall the scientist who came up with the Big Bang Theory was a Catholic priest.

 

[Raymond]

“Go build something” says the overweight, clearly balding manchild as he opens his modeling glue and waits for his next government check, which provides him with (too many) groceries and covers his daily expenses.

It's called path crystallization, little nothing.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

hahahaha they believe in a little man in the sky. Everybody knows that’s stupid because logically everything exploded from nothing into everything for no reason or cause. We are made of star stuff and I am very smart.

He loves to shit on religion and brag about being an atheist because he’s so smart and people that believe in a god are stupid conservatives. Of course until you mention Joe Biden then it gives him a good feeling that Bumbling Biden is a Catholic even though there’s plenty of horror stories involving Catholic priests and boys but it’s Biden so it’s ok.

It’s funny how the media tries to paint Christians as all dumb white conservatives and acting like there’s no such thing as black churches, black preachers, black religious leaders, etc.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The behavior of a man in his 40’s who spent years pretending to be a rich, successful guy and now finds himself asking his second, shittier wife to refinance her shack to cover the cost of his never-ending lawsuit vs. the nameless people who said his sucky books suck.

 

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That first tweet is horrendous. "We are all made of star stuff." Nice quote, Meal Degrasse Tyson. Patso is the perfect embodiment of this retarded cosmology that redditfags try to replace religion with. We're all the universe and the whole point of existence is self admiration and self exploration? Not to work on your flaws or be fruitful and multiply or try to improve things in your lifetime, just me me me 24/7? That's great. And what exactly is there to admire about you, fat ass?

Meal Degrassi Tyson really got a niggas ribs. I think I will definitely use this the next time I see Tubby trying to talk intellectual

 

[SensibleKeks]

Mustangs and corvettes are just cheap, shittier knockoffs of their German and Italian counterparts.