The Pig calling the kettle fat

[guest]

The lack of self-awareness from this sedentary failure is really something to marvel at. How about you get off the couch and get a job before issuing orders to your intellectual betters, Fat Ball.

 

[Caverlock]

Bargain bin Carl Sagan.

His "Pale Blue Dot" was dotting the "i" in "Tomlinson" to sign away his daughter.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Unemployed daughter-abandoner barking orders at the rest of humanity from his tattered couch that smells like meatloaf farts. What a buffoon.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

This is ironic given that his own online running coach, his unrequited heartthrob Carol Maxheinie, holds active patents on two fuel system enhancements used by Virgin Galactic. So in a way, Patso, someone in your life did “get off their asses” and help humanity’s move forward…it just wasn’t you, was it Tubbs?

It must put sand in his microdick when he realizes his ol’ pal Carol is a material contributor to space exploration and the 22nd century, whereas Fat Pat will be a long-dead and forgotten loser with no legacy in eighty years. My company will still be around, probably in some merged or acquired state but definitely extant somewhere, working on the efficient transfer and storage of clean energy IN SPACE. It must really hurt him to know one of the players in his chosen field (in which he does not contribute) knows what a chode and a loser he is.

 

[BillKlacks]

This is ironic given that his own online running coach, his unrequited heartthrob Carol Maxheinie, holds active patents on two fuel system enhancements used by Virgin Galactic. So in a way, Patso, someone in your life did “get off their asses” and help humanity’s move forward…it just wasn’t you, was it Tubbs?

It must put sand in his microdick when he realizes his ol’ pal Carol is a material contributor to space exploration and the 22nd century, whereas Fat Pat will be a long-dead and forgotten loser with no legacy in eighty years. My company will still be around, probably in some merged or acquired state but definitely extant somewhere, working on the efficient transfer and storage of clean energy IN SPACE. It must really hurt him to know one of the players in his chosen field (in which he does not contribute) knows what a chode and a loser he is.

I like the part where you called him a chode and a loser

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Pat is after all contributing in his own way by beginning construction work on a model starship which is due to be completed around the same time of the next moon landing. It’s not that difficult is it boffins?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This is ironic given that his own online running coach, his unrequited heartthrob Carol Maxheinie, holds active patents on two fuel system enhancements used by Virgin Galactic. So in a way, Patso, someone in your life did “get off their asses” and help humanity’s move forward…it just wasn’t you, was it Tubbs?

It must put sand in his microdick when he realizes his ol’ pal Carol is a material contributor to space exploration and the 22nd century, whereas Fat Pat will be a long-dead and forgotten loser with no legacy in eighty years. My company will still be around, probably in some merged or acquired state but definitely extant somewhere, working on the efficient transfer and storage of clean energy IN SPACE. It must really hurt him to know one of the players in his chosen field (in which he does not contribute) knows what a chode and a loser he is.

I love you.

 

[NoBacon]

Not by any clinical standard, child

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Pat is after all contributing in his own way by beginning construction work on a model starship which is due to be completed around the same time of the next moon landing. It’s not that difficult is it boffins?

Fun fact: landing on the moon is also rated at Skill Level 2.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

This guy REALLY wants to get away from his daughter huh?

 

[stealthygeek]

Space talk Pat gets real faggy real fast. Observe the least cooperative person on the internet telling others to put aside their differences and work together. To infinity and beyond, child!

 

[Will Tate]

Always some bullshit excuse why he's such a petulant fucking cunt. "Frustrated optimism," like someone's holding a gun to his head telling him not to get off the couch.

 

[guest]

Space talk Pat gets real faggy real fast. Observe the least cooperative person on the internet telling others to put aside their differences and work together. To infinity and beyond, child!

Pessimist has a double S, you fucking uneducated flyover hick. Professional author, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Get off your asses and get us beyond the final frontier at any cost! Not you though, Elon Musk. You’re a nazi.

 

[Mikekeke]

These types always act like other people are stopping progress. Not rioters, burning buildings and gang beating people, not Jamal having eight kids with different mothers and sucker punching people for fun (pure aggressive instinct?) and certainly not Pat, laying on the couch farting and being a bar pterodactyl. No, the problem is only the white working class who are anxious and don't want to be preyed on in the communities their great-grandparents built and enjoyed peace in.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fatrick describes himself as:

Creative...but puts out derivative pulp
Writer...but can't write
Runner...who doesn't run
Firebrand...who pusses out at a challenge

 

[garbageman2244]

Fatrick describes himself as:

Creative...but puts out derivative pulp
Writer...but can't write
Runner...who doesn't run
Firebrand...who pusses out at a challenge

You forgot comedian and actual tough guy

 

[Will Tate]

Fatrick describes himself as:

Creative...but puts out derivative pulp
Writer...but can't write
Runner...who doesn't run
Firebrand...who pusses out at a challenge

Conservative...who advocates for every boilerplate liberal position.
Father...who wants nothing to do with his child.

 

[James Heffner]

"we all need to work together.. except with republicans--theyre all nazis"
-some fat guy on twitter

 

[Raymond]

"Humans build communities. That's our superpower."

So do ants. Why is everything he says worthless?